What if Xemnas had a diary? What mayhem would be recorded in it's pages?
Want to have a look?
July 5th
Dear Diary.
Have had problems with Axel.
He says that we do not have enough ice-cream in the castle.
Roxas agrees.
I shall have to talk to them.
Maybe Vexen is right about respecting your elders.
For once.
Xemnas.
July 6th
Vexen is not right about respecting elders.
He blew up the lab today.
Zexion says that I should fire Vexen.
Vexen protested bitterly about that.
Before Larxene knocked him out.
I shall consider firing him.
Xemnas.
July 7th
Marluxia has supported firing Vexen.
So now I can't do it.
Damm the graceful assassin
Xemnas.
July 8th
Xigbar says that somebodies have something called 'retirement'.
Am considering putting Vexen into retirement.
Saïx says just to kick him out.
I have told Saïx not to hate Vexen just because he set all his boxers on fire.
It turns out Saïx didn't know that.
I have now got to stop him killing Vexen.
Xemnas.
July 9th
Succeeded in stopping Saïx from killing Vexen.
However, he does now have a broken leg.
Perhaps this will make him more careful in future on whose boxers he sets fire to.
Xemnas.
July 10th
Axel and Roxas robbed an ice-cream store.
They held the manager up at chakram and keyblade point.
They stole 56 boxes of sea salt ice-cream.
We do not have room for 56 boxes of ice-cream.
I shall speak to them.
Xemnas.
July 11th
Roxas and Axel have been arrested.
I have sent Xaldin to plead bail with the judge.
Then steal his heart.
Therefore we shall achieve two goals in one go.
Xemnas
July 12th
Judge turned out to a former bank manager.
So Xaldin had to fill in 47 forms.
Xaldin does not like filling in forms.
So he went onto plan two and attacked the bank manager.
Roxas and Axel are going to go to jail.
Damm their ice-cream cravings.
Xemnas.
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