DISCLAIMER: I don't own Artemis Fowl, Holly Short, Butler, or Juliet. they are owned by...uh...Eoin??? Colfer. uh. yeah.

Holly Short was in a fury. she stormed out of the meeting room, walking to the nearest supply chamber, where she grabbed
the nearest pair of wings she could find and put them on, then getting a gun, though she didn't know which model. she flew
upward, turning on her shield. she flew to the Fowl mansion, landing on the lawn, and pulled off her gear, save for the gun.
she marched up to the front door and wrenched it open. she went straight to Artemis Fowl's room, where he was sitting at
a computer. "Artemis!" she yelled. he was obviouly taken aback. "Miss Short?" he said dryly, "was there something you
needed to discuss with me?" Holly didn't answer. instead, she walked over and abruptly kissed him on the lips.
*sound of record screeching to a stop*


HOLLY: ok, Luna, you have written some bad stuff before, but this is the pits. I mean, really. do you KNOW how incredibly old the Holly/Artemis stuff is?


LUNA: geez, Holly, what do you expect?? there are only two possibilities for Artemis to have a lovelife, and for some reason, the majority would rather see him with you instead of Juliet. you should be flattered!


HOLLY: well I'm not! and Juliet backs me on this, right?


JULIET: Totally.


LUNA: or I could make up a character for Artemis. she will be tough, and she will have only one single weakness, but it will be a very cool weakness, like a fear of pain, or something. she will be beautiful and smart and love laptops.


JULIET: youch.


HOLLY: ok, that would probably be worse then H/A. but anyway, why does Artemis need a lovelife? he's only twelve, you sick FF writers!


LUNA: chill, Holly. Artemis needs a lovelife because it draws readers. they don't want to read about him sitting in front of his computer. that's what THEY are doing all day. they DON'T want the company of Artemis Fowl for sitting in front of their computer. they want to see him turning into a dashing womanizer, but, I must admit, he's probably more likely to become the Mafia of Ireland.


HOLLY: Precisly. so just leave the whole lovelife scene alone!


LUNA: can I pair you with Butler?


HOLLY: NO!!!


LUNA: can I bring Artemis into this conversation? he tends to liven things up.


HOLLY: thats another thing. how come Artemis gets to TALK so much more then me? he dosn't have that much interesting stuff to say!!


LUNA: Artemis, enter stage right!


HOLLY: Artemis, you better be on my side with this!


ARTEMIS: did I miss something?


HOLLY: Artemis, aren't you getting just a little tired of all your romances with bizarre people? of abruptly aging to 17? of being thrown into unexplainable situations in the middle of breakfast?


ARTEMIS: yes, no,not at all, YES. why?


HOLLY: because I'm planning to lynch this writer as a sign to other writers to back of the Artemis Fowl/Holly Short fics.


ARTEMIS: give me a break. you know, you caught me in the middle of breakfast, so if you don't mind, I'll be getting back to my kippered salmon.


JULIET: is that even a word?



To Be Continued.....(ba-ba-BAM!)...maybe. if I feel like it. if I get reviewed.

a/n:sorry I made Juliet off to be a ditz. hopefully she will be better in pt. 2.