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In The Mind Of Legolas Greenleaf

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*Arriving In Rivendell*

Finally! Arrive in Rivendell. Need to find a bathroom with mirrors. Hair must be awful looking now.

I dunno why Ada sent me to rivendell. I mean it is hardly my fault that Gollum escape, right?

I mean it's not like I set him loose and let him go on purpose. It really isn't my fault.

I know he escaped when I went back to the castle to comb my hair but an elf can't really control how the wind blew his hair right?

And I have an elven prince image to protect. You can't really expect me to face other elves with my hair looking like a tornado blew in right?

Not my fault. Really isn't my fault. Great, have to go see Elrond now. Must put on innocent face.

Again, Not my fault.

(Later...)

Okay, he actually shouted at me! AT ME! I AM AN ELVEN PRINCE! A full elf at that! He kept on mumbling about the image of all Elves, something about losing face.

So I said that was what brought me into this mess in the first place, image! Funny how he might make the same mistake as I am.

Pretty little me kept a straihgt face when being scolded. Hah! But I curses him in dwarfish. Don't worry, he didnt't hear me.

Said it was no one's fault but MINE! Sure, blame it on the pretty elf. Ooops! Did I just said that out loud. Must have coz he's garing at me.

Gotta get out now. Run slender legs, run! Elrond's shouting something. Sound's like 'I'm gonna get you'.

Ah, Heck. I'll worry about that later.

Okay, where shall I go? where shall I go?

(Much Later...)

Lovely room, I must say. Plenty of space. Quiet environment. Comfortable seating. And I don't mind sharing.

Aaahhhh.... the peace of mind. No more shouting voice of Elrond. No more glaring. No more fingers pointing. And my friend here welcomes me with open arms.

Well, I know he would if he had any arms. And if he had a voice, he would sing in praises now that he have my honorable company.

He would sing songs in... What The hell was that smell? Did he just fart? That filthy beast.

Urrghh... Okay okay I admit. This is not the best room that I've ever been in. But it's really not that bad.

Yes, plenty of room, it's just filled with horses, straws and well, straws. And it IS quiet.

No voices here, except those in my head. and the occasionaly neighing(?) sound of the horses. Yes, peace of mind.

But The straws a bit harsh. Not really comfortable for seating. Argghh! Will it scar my smooth Skin?

Oh wait, I'm wearing clothes aren't I? Phew... for a minute there... I'm bored now... Wonder when I can get out of here?

I mean, it's not like it's uncomfortable or anything, I do like it here but an elf gotta mingle right?

Besides, horsey here smells... Hmm... did I forget to bring my bottle of perfume?

(Much much later...)

Okay, calm down Legolas. You are a prince. A Prince does not panic. There's the bathroom.

Where's the mirror? Eeekk... My Hair!!! Stupid straws. It must be that they can't help but being attracted to my hair.

Can't blame them though. My Hair is too beautiful for some. I mean, I am sure that even Elrond is jealous of my hair.

Yes, that must be it. It must be because of his jealousy that he now extract revenge on me.

Ouch! Stupid straws! Now comb. Nice Hair. Niceeeee Hair. Stupid tangle. Must never return to *that* comfortable room.

There, there Legolas. Everything's fine now. *sniff* *sniff* what's that smell? Arrgghh! it's coming from me.

I'm... I'm... I'm smelly... Eeeeekkk... Must find bath gel! Maybe they've got it in Lavender?!

Bath gel... Shampoo... Conditioner... Foot scrub... Facial Scrub... Back Scrub... Have to find them...

Hurry... Hurry.... Hurry... Wait... where is my bag?! I CAN'T FIND MY BAG! They'd better not loose it.

Oh No! All my things are in there... Oh No! Oh No!

Argghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be Continued...