Okay, minna, this is the VERY LAST "I Dare You" that I write. I know, I know, y'all want me to do more, but I can't! I'm just plain out of any ideas whatsoever! I got a few from reviews, so I'm taking a long shot here and hoping I have enough stuff to finish writing this one. But after this, there isn't any more, okay? No complaining, now, y'hear? If-- IF --I get enough ideas for another one, then I might do it. But I seriously doubt it. So, prepare yourself to watch the final episode of I DARE YOU!

Xellos: Hello, minna-san, and welcome to...

Audience: I DARE YOU!! WHOOOO!!!

Xellos: That's right! I am your host tonight, Xellos Metallium.

Audience: WHOOOOOO!!!!!

Xellos: Now, since Dolphin is a little tied up at the moment...

(Dolphin is in the basement, with her hands and legs tied up and a gag in her mouth)

Xellos: ...I will be choosing the dares for the people this evening.

Audience: *prepares for trouble*

Xellos: Now, would my first daree, Demon Dragon King Gaav, please come onto the stage?

Gaav: I can't, I'm working the camera.

Xellos: No problem. Lord Hellmaster, would you please take Gaav's place?

Phibby: A job? For me? HOORAY!!!!!! And no Shira to come and steal it! YAY! *jumps over and takes the cameraman position*

Gaav: *walks up stage* Speaking of which, where is that annoying host?

Xellos: ^_~ Sore wa himitsu desu!

Gaav: *shrug* Whatever... what's my dare? And DON'T make it like last time!

Xellos: *crosses fingers behind his back* Don't worry, Lord Gaav, it's NOTHING like last time.

Gaav: Good. What is it?

Xellos: *wink* Sore wa... *ahem* You have to wear your cheerleading outfit.

Gaav: My... WHAT!!?!?

Xellos: ^_^

Gaav: B-but... I... don't... HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT!??!?!?!

Xellos: *shows the eyecatcher from TRY*

Gaav: I refuse! *crosses arms*

Xellos: *waggles finger* Ah-ah! You've read the rule book, Lord Gaav.

Gaav: But... I don't want to... uh... it's being dry-cleaned!

Phibby: You dry-clean your cheerleading outfit?

Gaav: I... well... doesn't everybody?

Audience: Nooooo....

Xellos: I think we need to resort to more desperate measures... VALGAAV!!!

Gaav: Vally-kun?

Valgaav: *walks on stage carrying Gaav's cheerleading outfit* Gaav-sama! Will you put this on? For me?

Gaav: W-well, if you want, Vally-kun, but I don't--

Valgaav: HOORAY!!!

Xellos: And now we will cut to a commercial while "Gaav-sama" and "Vally-kun" get ready, shall we?

Phibby: OKAY!!!