"OH MURTAGH!" Eragon screamed in his big brother's ear, which happened to be sleeping. "WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPY HEAD!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Murtagh screamed when he opened his eyes to see Eragon staring at him not even an inch away from his face.
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOORRRRRNNNIIIIIIG BIG BROTHER!" Eragon screamed.
"Don't do that again!" Murtagh snapped, brushing the sleep from his eyes. He got up and left his room and stopped to see the kitchen a mess and the oven on fire. The mixer was going insane, the microwave was steaming, and the counter was covered in splotches of food. "What happened here?!"
"Would you like an omelet Murtagh?" Brom asked, flipping an omelet. He was wearing a kiss the chief apron along with one of those chief hats.
Eragon ran through the wall and attacked Brom for the omelet. "MMMMIIINNNEEE!!!"
"SHUTUP!" I screamed, pushing past Murtagh. "What happened to my kitchen!? Brom!"
"Runaway!" Brom screeched, running out the door with me chasing after him.
Eragon was sucking on the omelet with drool dripping off his mouth. "Funny monkey!" he laughed, falling over.
Arya walked in with curlers in her hair and some kind of face clay on. "Whats going on?"
Eragon's eyes got big with fear. "THEMOSTERISGOINGTOEATME! AAAAAAHH!!" He ran away screaming like a lunatic.
"What just happened?" Arya asked, peeling the kiwis from her eyes.
"I don't know." Murtagh sighed.
My sister walked in. "Hey."
Murtagh's eyes got googly. "H-Hi Heather."
"Well, I got to go to work." Heather announced and jumped out the window.
There was silence.
"You know, she already has a boyfriend." Arya giggled.
Murtagh flung his head down on the table. "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Short chappie, I know. But read and review!
