one day an innocent boy named relate was playing minecraft

he wasnt innocent for long if you know what i mean *wink wink wink wink wink* |)

so one day um

relate was playing minecraft

when suddenly a very suspicious man approached him

he asked very personal questions such as

what is your butt size

how grande es tu pene

and if his mouth was big *wink wink wink*

relate thought the guy was just curious (relate is 2 btw)

relate said that he had to go bc his mommy made his lunch

the man said "ill be waiting for you beating my meat"

relate thought he meant beating some lunch meat for his sandwich or something

relate ate his ravioli with mustard

the man was waiting for him on minecraft

when relate returned the man was twerking against relate

relate thought that the man was scratching his butt on his leg and he didnt think much of it

then the man said if relate is a virgin

relate said he doesnt know what a virgin is

the man said its when you go on a special adventure to an island (get it the virgin islands HAHAHAHAHHAHA)

relate said uh no

the man suddenly grabbed relate and pulled down his pants and relate's pants in approximately 4 millionths of a second

relate was sorta scared now i guess

the man said that he is checking to see if relate has butt cancer *wink wink wink wink wink wink wink*

relate said oh cool

suddenly the man shoved his rooster into relate's face

relate said oh my god its so big

the man said do u like what u see

relate said yeah *wink wink wink wink*

the man suddenly shoved it into relates mouth and relate began sukking it like the word was gonna end or something

relate moaned and the man was turned on

(keep in mind this fanfic is supposed to be as perverted as possible LMAO)

relate started choking on the man's penis

the man pulled out slowly and slapped his sesej on relate's face but relate kept on choking

relate suddenly had a siezure

the man got scared bc relate was dying i think

the man drove relate to the hospital

the doctor said that he would be ok but there was sperm in his mouth

the man said that he has no idea where that came from *tee hee lol wink wink*

the doctor said ok have a good day

the man took relate back to the... uh he took him to the park with a lot of ppl

relate said lets finish what we started *wink wink wink wink wink*

the man took out his pehnis and shoved it back into relates mouth and he began sucking like the world was gonna end

relate said put the sesej in another hole *wwink wink wink*

the man was confused so he put his penis into relate's nose

relate said that was the wrong hole

the man said oh and he put the sjeesj in relate's ear

relate said that was the wrong hole

the man said oh and he put the sjeesj in relate's eye

relate said that was the wrong hole

the man said what other holes of the body are there

relate said that his butt was another hole

the man said ew no butts have poop

relate said put it in or ill slit your throat and eat ur face

the man said oh and he put his pene in relate's butt

suddenly sweet came out of nowhere annd said wtf was the man doing

sweet was pregnant with 83 gatas

the man said that he was checking relate for butt cancer

sweet said wtf can i join

the man said uh sure

suddenly sweet joined in on the testical festival

sweet got so excited she gave birth to all 83 cats in the same second

the man died bc he was so turned on and happy

relate died bc the gatas attacked him

sweet looked at relate's dead body and said "thats what u get pendejo"

then sweet killed everyone on the earth bc why not

then 84 years later when sweet was 105 she saw another person

she killed him and said "thats what u get pendejo"

sweet died in her sleep peacefully from old age the following night.

sweet's funeral service will be held on September 84th, 305186.

uh i hope you enjoyed