one day an innocent boy named relate was playing minecraft
he wasnt innocent for long if you know what i mean *wink wink wink wink wink* |)
so one day um
relate was playing minecraft
when suddenly a very suspicious man approached him
he asked very personal questions such as
what is your butt size
how grande es tu pene
and if his mouth was big *wink wink wink*
relate thought the guy was just curious (relate is 2 btw)
relate said that he had to go bc his mommy made his lunch
the man said "ill be waiting for you beating my meat"
relate thought he meant beating some lunch meat for his sandwich or something
relate ate his ravioli with mustard
the man was waiting for him on minecraft
when relate returned the man was twerking against relate
relate thought that the man was scratching his butt on his leg and he didnt think much of it
then the man said if relate is a virgin
relate said he doesnt know what a virgin is
the man said its when you go on a special adventure to an island (get it the virgin islands HAHAHAHAHHAHA)
relate said uh no
the man suddenly grabbed relate and pulled down his pants and relate's pants in approximately 4 millionths of a second
relate was sorta scared now i guess
the man said that he is checking to see if relate has butt cancer *wink wink wink wink wink wink wink*
relate said oh cool
suddenly the man shoved his rooster into relate's face
relate said oh my god its so big
the man said do u like what u see
relate said yeah *wink wink wink wink*
the man suddenly shoved it into relates mouth and relate began sukking it like the word was gonna end or something
relate moaned and the man was turned on
(keep in mind this fanfic is supposed to be as perverted as possible LMAO)
relate started choking on the man's penis
the man pulled out slowly and slapped his sesej on relate's face but relate kept on choking
relate suddenly had a siezure
the man got scared bc relate was dying i think
the man drove relate to the hospital
the doctor said that he would be ok but there was sperm in his mouth
the man said that he has no idea where that came from *tee hee lol wink wink*
the doctor said ok have a good day
the man took relate back to the... uh he took him to the park with a lot of ppl
relate said lets finish what we started *wink wink wink wink wink*
the man took out his pehnis and shoved it back into relates mouth and he began sucking like the world was gonna end
relate said put the sesej in another hole *wwink wink wink*
the man was confused so he put his penis into relate's nose
relate said that was the wrong hole
the man said oh and he put the sjeesj in relate's ear
relate said that was the wrong hole
the man said oh and he put the sjeesj in relate's eye
relate said that was the wrong hole
the man said what other holes of the body are there
relate said that his butt was another hole
the man said ew no butts have poop
relate said put it in or ill slit your throat and eat ur face
the man said oh and he put his pene in relate's butt
suddenly sweet came out of nowhere annd said wtf was the man doing
sweet was pregnant with 83 gatas
the man said that he was checking relate for butt cancer
sweet said wtf can i join
the man said uh sure
suddenly sweet joined in on the testical festival
sweet got so excited she gave birth to all 83 cats in the same second
the man died bc he was so turned on and happy
relate died bc the gatas attacked him
sweet looked at relate's dead body and said "thats what u get pendejo"
then sweet killed everyone on the earth bc why not
then 84 years later when sweet was 105 she saw another person
she killed him and said "thats what u get pendejo"
sweet died in her sleep peacefully from old age the following night.
sweet's funeral service will be held on September 84th, 305186.
uh i hope you enjoyed
