Random Madness: Matrix
From the scene where Neo is sitting with Morpheus and they are discussing the matrix and the pills.
Neo: So let me get this straight… you're saying that this room isn't really a room…
Morpheus: ….That's abut it
Neo: wow… that's well awesome….
(Neo runs around the room in circles)
Morpheus: Neo….will u please stop that?
(Neo continues to run around the room)
Morpheus: Neo... if u don't stop ill take you're crack off you
(Neo stops and sits down)
Neo: Spoil sport
Morpheus: I know isn't it fun, anyway, I take it from you're reaction you want in.
Neo: HELL YES!
(Morpheus looks worried for a moment)
Morpheus: I think you have had enough crack Neo
(Morpheus attempts to take the bag of crack from Neo )
Neo (screaming loudly) NOOOO! MY PRECIOUS
(Morpheus jumps back in surprise)
Morpheus: On second thought u can keep it
Neo: I knew you'd see things my way
(There is an awkward silence for a moment)
Neo: So…….
Morpheus: ………
Neo: Why am I here anyway?
Morpheus ( stressed)…..Oh my god, I told u this before you crack head… you are here because u are great and you are going to save some city that is really important t us
Neo: Which city is this?
Morpheus: I cant remember… but anyway, first u need 2 make a choice, you can either take this blue pill and go back to you're job and pretend nothing happened or you can take this red pill come with me and I will show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Neo (concerned)What's in the blue pill?
Morpheus: Toilet Duck
Neo: right…and the red one…?
Morpheus: Cranberry juice
Neo: I think I know which one ill be taking
(Neo takes the red pill)
Morpheus (grinning):You never asked what was in the glass
(Neo goes pale)
Neo: What was in the glass?
Morpheus: Pee
