Random Madness: Matrix

From the scene where Neo is sitting with Morpheus and they are discussing the matrix and the pills.

Neo: So let me get this straight… you're saying that this room isn't really a room…

Morpheus: ….That's abut it

Neo: wow… that's well awesome….

(Neo runs around the room in circles)

Morpheus: Neo….will u please stop that?

(Neo continues to run around the room)

Morpheus: Neo... if u don't stop ill take you're crack off you

(Neo stops and sits down)

Neo: Spoil sport

Morpheus: I know isn't it fun, anyway, I take it from you're reaction you want in.

Neo: HELL YES!

(Morpheus looks worried for a moment)

Morpheus: I think you have had enough crack Neo

(Morpheus attempts to take the bag of crack from Neo )

Neo (screaming loudly) NOOOO! MY PRECIOUS

(Morpheus jumps back in surprise)

Morpheus: On second thought u can keep it

Neo: I knew you'd see things my way

(There is an awkward silence for a moment)

Neo: So…….

Morpheus: ………

Neo: Why am I here anyway?

Morpheus ( stressed)…..Oh my god, I told u this before you crack head… you are here because u are great and you are going to save some city that is really important t us

Neo: Which city is this?

Morpheus: I cant remember… but anyway, first u need 2 make a choice, you can either take this blue pill and go back to you're job and pretend nothing happened or you can take this red pill come with me and I will show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Neo (concerned)What's in the blue pill?

Morpheus: Toilet Duck

Neo: right…and the red one…?

Morpheus: Cranberry juice

Neo: I think I know which one ill be taking

(Neo takes the red pill)

Morpheus (grinning):You never asked what was in the glass

(Neo goes pale)

Neo: What was in the glass?

Morpheus: Pee