Disclaimer: Don't own KND, this is a parody over the "Meet the kids" plot that appears on the site; I thought I'd have fun with this, so thanks for reading :)
Nigel Uno rolled his eyes. "I'm telling you, it's gonna work this time!" Hoagie exclaimed, waving his hands in the air for emphasis.
"Yeah, uh huh, Numbah five's gonna be in her room" Abby said, starting to leave.
"Seriously, Numbah two" Wally griped. "If that stupid machine of yours is never going to work"
. "Awww, come one guys. You know what they say. The eighteenth times the charm." Hoagie said, stepping around his latest invention. "Just one more try, I promise" He tripped over a few extra wires laying around the floor.
Nigel helped him up from the floor. "One more try, but make it quick. We need to hurry if or we'll be twelve point nine seconds behind on our mission"
"I promise you once this works, not only will we be on top of our mission" Hoagie said. "But more importantly I get to say I told you so"
"And when it doesn't work, you have to clean up the mess in the tv room" Nigel said.
Wally jumped up and down. "Yeah, and I get to drive the KOOL BUS to our mission!"
"And you have to go pick up my magazines for a week" Abby said.
"And play dress up with me!" Kuki shouted.
Hoagie scoffed. "But trust me, my invention is so going to work this time, I'm not worried!" He pressed the big shiny red button. A flash of green filled the room, and five sillouhette's stood opposite them.
They wore old 2x4 armor, and held up their weapons, as they gasped around. "What is this place?" A thick british accent came from the boy wearing overalls. On his armor, a white O was painted on. "And where is pappi?"
Sector V gasped as well. "Wait, a minute?" The tall girl said, looking at the calender hung up on the wall. "We are in the year 2013"
"Like far out man, look at this place?" One of them said as he looked around. "What's this?" He gasped spotting Nigel's laptop.
"Don't touch that!" Nigel yelled, but the guy had already dropped it.
The leader of the group headed over towars Nigel. "You are the leader of this sector, I presume?"
Nigel nodded his head enthusiastically. "Yes, It is such an honor to finally get to meet you in person; well, technically, I already have since, well you are my father in the future?"
The kid seemed to choke. "What?"
"Yes, my name is Nigel Uno" He said, shaking his father's hand. "I am so thrilled to be here with you when you were you!"
Numbah Zero stared at Nigel, mostly at his head. "Do you have your mom's hair?" He asked.
Nigel frowned.
Meanwhile Wally was challenging a member to his video games. "Since you come from the past, I'll go easy on ya..." He said, not looking at the tv screen.
Winner, player two-
"What the crud!" Wally shouted, throwing down his controller as the kid laughed.
Kuki had a few of the other operatives around her. "And get this, Darth Vader is Luke's father"
"You're joking" the girl said. Kuki shook her head. "It's true!"
"Yeah, and George Lucas will sell the rights to Disney!" Kuki shouted.
The other one feinted.
Abby is in the corner showing one of them her ipod. The operative had the headphones stuck in his ear. "They're allowed to to say that in lyrics now?" He asked, as Abby nodded her head.
Hoagie grinned from ear to ear. "Isn't this cool! I invented a machine that's able to teleport people from the past? That's so awesome"
"Yes" Nigel said, appearing beside Hoagie. "But you were supposed to build a machine that would transport us past the security and into the Delight Manor so we could retrieve that birthday cake. Now because of you, We're five minutes and eight seconds off of schedule. Numbah four gets to drive the Kool bus to our mission, and we're stuck with the serious problem of getting these operatives back before messing up the time stream. Thanks for nothing, Numbah Two"
