A/N: First off! I know that they are made of wax, but in my imagination they are normal humans…kind of. Just use your imagination =D

also, this is my first true fanfic, so please let me know if you like it, or what i should work on. Thanks and Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Night at the Museum, or any of the characters...this is a fanfic made purely for fun

Chapter 1:

Capturing her was the easiest part, getting her, for himself, now that was the real challenge. He'd been watching her all night, running around with Larry Daley, of Daley Devices. She was a woman who wanted adventure, and to feel alive again. She was smart, funny, and very beautiful.

"She'd never go for someone like you…"yelled the shaggy haired cowboy from inside the hour glass.

"And what makes you think that?"

"Why would she? You are an evil, manipulative, arrogant asshole, who is interested only in taking over the world." He looked at Kahmunrah with disgust. Kahmunrah did not move as he watched the monitor with the beautiful redhead kissing that fool. "Larry has a better shot…" Jed added in simply.

"Shut it!" He yelled standing up. "How dare you speak to me in that way! I am an Egyptian farroh! And soon, ruler of the entire world!" He had thought about throwing the hour glass against the wall, but he stopped. He did not know why, he just did. He turned his head back to the monitor. Oh how he had admired her. Her tenacity, her spirit, she was everything he wanted. And he would have her, one way or another. He would make her his queen.

"Boss?" Napoleon screamed. "He is escaping with the tablet!"

Kahmunrah jumped as his short, French minion called out. "What?!" Let me see!" He flamed with anger. Not only was Larry Daley escaping with his precious tablet, but also with his Amelia. "Go! Bring him back! That tablet is everything to us! Without it we are nothing!" he screamed to his goons. He looked back through the glass, as his minions streamed out the door.

"She's leaving you…" Jed laughed mockingly. "Too bad. I guess your precious kingdom will have to wait." He smirked, "maybe you could find yourself another woman in the museum, I'm sure that she aint the only one in here…"

"I thought I had told you to shut it!"