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The Late Miss.Worthington
This is just random babbling about how this fic came to be so you can ignore it if you so wish to: Anyway this is my first Jane Austen fic, even though I am a huge fan of Austen and have read other fics for Austen I just couldn't seem to come up with any good idea, but then as I was getting dressed this morning I realized how short skirts are now compared to how long they where 200 years ago when Austen wrote Pride & Prejudice. Then I was like how cool would it be if some one dressed like people do now just randomly showed up on the steps of Pemberley and sent all our favorite characters and their kids for a spin. Through in a bit of romance and mischief and I had my story. A that my friends is how you waist space on a page with pointless ramblings that hold no meaning. Now on with the show!
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Finally I made it, a young woman says as she walks up the large stairs of the mansion to nock on the exquisite doors.
When I man opened it he immediately had to turn around again for fear of a nosebleed at the woman's apparel.
"Yes" he said a bit unevenly
"Yes if this Pemberley?" She asked smiling at the little bit of the inside of the home she could make out.
"Yes,"
"Could I be so obliged to see the Master of the house unannounced of course if he's not to busy," She says smiling even more as the man turns around revealing red hair and deep blue eyes
"Come with me and we will see if we cannot rouse Uncle Darcy away from his studies, I'm Alexander Bingley, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance," He says bowing to her
Why is he bowing am I supposed to curtsy, I'm quiet untrained at curtsying well I guess it would be improper not to, she them proceeded into the most awkward curtsy every preformed on Pemberley's grounds, and it took all the Alexander's strength to not burst right then and there into uncontrollable fits of laughter.
"Alexander," I voice is heard behind them as they entered the foray. "Why are you leading a young lady dressed as such around this house?
"Oh, mother she just arrived to talk to uncle Darcy," he said as if it was obvious
"Hello dear, I am Jane Bingley and this is my son, Alexander Bingley," She says in a very motherly voice that was calming to hear because of its loving and warm nature.
"Hello ma'am I'm Kristina Worthingston," she said and proceeded into another unbalanced awkward curtsy, which she toppled over from and laid limp on the floor for several seconds before any of the other occupants in the room realized what had happened. At which point they rushed over to help her, Mr. Bingley picking her up and Mrs. Bingley instructing him and the servants on what she wanted to be done.
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"What in heaven's earth," Mrs. Bingley asked her son out in the hallway as the servants dressed Miss. Worthingston in a proper nightgown
"I don't know, she arrived at the door dress like that and asked to speak to Uncle unannounced." Alexander said recalling the memory
"Well never have I seen a young lady display herself in such a fashion, her skirt didn't even reach her knees and her hair was everywhere," Caroline Bingley says deciding to add her own two senses into the conversation.
"Oh, Caroline when did you arrive?" Mrs. Bingley asked quiet surprised to see her sister-in-law a Pemberley
"I got here just after Miss. Worthingston did. Did you know she arrived on horseback," Caroline said her nose in the air from disgust.
'No I had no idea, no wonder she passed out, she must have been exhausted the poor dear," Mrs. Bingley said now even more concerned than before.
"She did have nice legs though, and her hair was a fine auburn color even if it was a mess," Alexander said leaning on the wall chuckling to himself.
"Alexander, never size up a lady like that unless you are married and have been given permission before hand," His mother says shocked that he would even be thinking of such things at his age
"Mother I am already nine and ten years old and Miss. Worthingston is most likely the same if not a few years younger, and I am sure she knew what she looked like when she left her estate and what assumptions others would make about her, and if you are so inclined to why don't you ask her herself why she was dressed so and you may find that I am correct." Will that he pushed himself off the wall and when down the stairs to find his cousins to inform them of there guest, especially his male cousins who coincidentally happen to be of the same age and would take the same amount of joy in her arrival as he had.
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"Dear g-d I hope that boy is wrong in his assumption and doesn't inform the other children of her state, fore I don't know what I'd do if the girls started dressing in that manner, and Lizzy would surely have my head if her girls chose to follow suit," Mrs. Bingley said to Caroline with a sigh.
"We shall see," And that's all Caroline had a chance to say for at that moment a servant had come out beckoning them to come in to look on the patient.
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Well I hope you enjoyed it and are willing to comment on it and for my sake since I lake direction with this story please feel free to offer ideas and criticism, I secretly so enjoy reading flames directed at my stories. Weird I know!
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Oh also its not that I think Bingley is a perv its that I think the Darcy is secretly a perv and has passed it on to Bingley's oldest as well as his own sons. And I promise that Elizabeth will at some point make an appearance and there will be lots of giggles along the way to ensure entertainment. Oh and Wickham too ofcourse!
Now Please Review And Feel Free To Say Anything You Feel Like, Just Please Help The Girl In Need Just This Once Then I'll Never Ask Again I Promise.
COULK
