Note: In case you are wondering, oh inquisitive reader, 'centred' means 'hundred' - and there are but one hundred words in each of these drabbles. Well, supposedly; FFN's word count seems different to my word processor's.

Danny Phantom's fists were raised and glowing. "This is your fault!"

Desiree cocked her head in mock confusion.

Danny had woken that morning to find Paulina in his house, talking to him. This was good. But she had slept in Jazz's room, worn Jazz's clothes, and eaten Jazz's breakfast. Jazz was nowhere to be seen. This was confusing - until Danny remembered what he had said the night before: "I wanted Paulina to be Paulina Fenton."

"As you wished it, so it has come to be."

"I meant like marriage!" He blasted her. "Not 'Paulina Fenton' to be my sister!"