Disclaimer: I own NOTHING that J.R.R.Tolkien invented. Nor did I invent the tune of this song.

This song should be sung to the tune of "Hitler, he only had one ball".

No offence to Germany's Nazis or Frodo intended!

ENJOY!!
Frodo, he had a ring.

About which, Gollum had a thing.

Smeagol,

He killed Deagol,

But now sing,

'coz no ring,

At last.
A/N: Please read my other Lord of The Rings theme-tunes, and my Lord of The Rings story!

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