DISCLAIMER!!! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, but.. If I did, Tea's guts would be burning in the depths of hell. I would be Bakura's girlfriend, and Yugi would have a life. Plus this has YAOI in it, and don't fuckin' flame me when you KNOW that my fanfic has it. So don't go about Flaming me when you KNOW it had it in their. So fuckin' live with it. Plus all the girl characters SUCK, cept for Serenity. Also, if you consider real-live people to OC's, then, I have them. Plus, mine aren't bad-their ass-kickin'.
Oh yes, go to this website www.ygoparody.tk to find Kaiba singing "Toxic" and Malik dancing to "I'm to sexy for my shirt."
"A ha! I win again!" I shouted as I beat Ryougabriellucile (let's just call her Gabby, shall we?) on Mario Party 7.
"You are definitely cheating! How can you win so many times in a row?!" Gabby asked, clearly agitated.
"I just can." A decisive smile crept upon my face. Gabby, however, was really very good at this, especially for playing GameCube for the first time.
"Dream-don't' smile like that. It's the type of smile that says 'Hi-I'm-Going-to-Ax-Murder-You!'"
"Sorry. You know I get crazy killer smiles sometimes, ya know… at sporadic moments."
"That's okay. I forgive you." Gabby said.
"Hey Gabby…on Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfics, I was wondering…" I trailed off.
"Yeah..?" Gabby raised an eyebrow.
"Is there, uh, any shippings called Unforgiving?"
"Don't think so. Why?"
"Well, I had this insane idea for a shipping." I was hoping this would catch her attention. It did fully.
"What is it? Come on Dream!"
" Yugi Motou + his grandfather!!" I screamed. (Just to let you know, my full name is Dream Stealer of Darkness)
"Oh God Dream!" something between a snort of laughter and a yell of disgust. "Actually, Dream, I think that's a real pairing! I But I read one with Pegasus+Yugi's Grandfather! "
"Eugh, nasty and incest!"
Later that night, after watching a movie I brought over, me and Gabby were trying to go to sleep on her floor. (or at least I was.) What I wouldn't give for a mattress right now. I thought.
Around 2-4 A.M
I heard Gabby shuffling beside me. I tiredly open my eyes. A tall, dark, figure was standing beside me, or near me. Am I dreaming this… that Gabby's mom? I thought before my eyes closed shut and I rolled over.
"Hey Gabby… morning'" I yawned, "Oh…did I tell you I had the craziest dream last night?" (I actually did have this dream) Gabby titled her head a little.
"Was this REAL?" she asked. I shrugged my shoulders. I didn't have any idea.
"So… you want to see Yu-Gi-Oh! fanmovies?" Gabby asked.
"Yeah sure!" I said enthusiastically. I didn't (and still don't) have a computer at my house.
"It'll take awhile to get my computer running. Anyways, I think I'll call Frutem to see what she's up to. Oh, yeah. I'm going to get dressed upstairs, so you can talk to her Dream...she'll be on the speaker." Gabby said.
"Hey Frutem… Gabby mentioned something really crazy about Kaiba singing "Toxic". It's just that we couldn't find it last night. Do you have any idea where it is?"
"Yeah. You can find it-." Frutem got cut off, because we both heard Gabby scream.
"GABBY! YOU OKAY?? GABBY!!!" I yelled up to her. She didn't answer.
"Frutem… you hear that?" I asked her.
"It sounded like Gabby screaming. Though it was faint…" she relied.
"Hold on Gabby! Frutem, one question: did Gabby's scream sound like a mix between a normal scream and a fan girl scream?"
"Just hold on Frutem! I'll be right back. Oh yeah… make some breakfast."
I rushed upstairs as fast as I could, and what I saw, made me scream too.
It was Yami. And he was lying on Gabby's bed, looking at all of her posters and drawings. Even though I was beyond talking, I could still think.
OHMYGOD!! Yami…he's…he's REAL?! Fuck, I must be going insane, or something! Maybe it's just Gabby is playing a trick on me? This is one of her friends I don't know about? Nooo… his eyes, they're red!!
"G-Gabby…am I seeing things?" I yelled.
"N-no! Dream, I'm seein' him too." Gabby stuttered.
"Look. Are you going to keep staring at me, or you going to tell me where the hell I am?" he said.
"Wow. His voice really does sound like Dan Green's. It's a little more demonic though." Gabby whispered to me.
"Yeah. I don't think Frutem will care what his voice sounds like." I told Gabby back.
" WTF hello?" Yami yelled at us.
"Uh…uh… hi Yami-" he cut me off at his name.
"Who's Yami? Why do you call me Yami? Why not Yugi?"
"Uhhh..." was my answering reply.
"Well," Gabby sounded like she was preparing a 30 minute speech, "We can easily make out you and Yugi. Second, you're Yami, which translates to Dark. Third, everyone calls you Yami, and I'm not about to ask why. Okay?" Gabby looked adoringly at Yami. Ugh… I was so glad at that moment I wasn't a fangirl over Yami. Gabby wasn't either… but I couldn't blame her. If Gabby is acting like that, how is Frutem going to act like?
"Sooo… Yami, how'd you end up here? Fly though the window?" I asked.
"I'll tell you, if you play a game." He sounded really creepy right there.
"SHIT." I said to Gabby.
"Yami, can you come down stairs with us? We kind of left Frutem on the phone." Gabby yelled to him. "Plus, Dream-I'm never going to wash those sheets. Or Frutem is going to run away with them."
"Uh… Frutem?" I asked.
"What?" she said.
"Well, I just have this enthralling story to tell you about what happened upstairs. You see-" I began.
" Shut up and Dream-get to the point." Was Frutem's reply.
"Guess who was upstairs?"
"No.Who?"
"…YAMI!"
"What did you just fuckin' say?!" Frutem yelled.
"Yami is in Gabby's kitchen right now, right behind us."
"Like I'm going to believe that shit? The time Yami is alive, Bakura will dance in Wal-Mart wearing a thong!"
(Sorry all you people who have written stories like that. Heh heh.)
" Wow. Frutem has great trust in you Dream." Yami said.
"Wha?" I sounded like a tard.(retard)
"Yeah. I made you guys play a Shadow Game." Yami said.
"Why'd you that? And how come their wasn't swirling masses of black clouds?" I questioned.
"The whole 'darkness' thing is just for effect." Yami replied.
"Oh. And?"
"Well-the reason why I did that is to see how much trust you guys hold in each other."
"One. Sorry to say this-but this is none of your fuckin' business. Second, Frutem and I have been friends for a very short time, and we had a whole hate fest going on." I told Yami.
"I arranged with Frutem that we're going over to her house for awhile. Okay?" Gabby told us.
"Yami- you do understand it's winter time out, right?" I told him.
"Huh?" was his reply.
"Ya know… snow, 50 degrees below?" Gabby rambled.
"No. What's snow?"
"You'll find out if you don't accept us dressing you up in our clothes." I smiled.
"What?!"
"I thought you might agree." I laughed.
About two minutes later, Yami came out of the bathroom. He had on Gabby's red, Kaiba shirt with the blue-eyes on it, and had on my immensely tight pants. (He probably couldn't tell the difference between his pants and mine, and yes Gabby does own a Kaiba shirt)
"Can I look any gayer?" Yami sighed.
"Yeah- if I gave you Malik's clothes."
