Chat #1: Enter the randomness!

Hello, Readers! Welcome to this new, super-random fic! *Crowd Cheers* R&R!

Meta Knight- VictoryIsMyDestiny

Ike- IFightForMyFriends

Lucario- AuraPokemon

Lucas- AwesomeHairFTW

Samus- HeroineOfTheChozo


VictoryIsMyDestiny has signed in

IFightForMyFriends has signed in

AuraPokemon has signed in

VictoryIsMyDestiny: Hello, friends

IFightForMyFriends: Cough emo

VictoryIsMyDestiny: Shut up!

AuraPokemon: Fight!

AwesomeHairFTW has signed in

AwesomeHairFTW: No fighting, please!

IFightForMyFriends: How did you know we were going to fight?

AwesomeHairFTW: cuz I'm MAGIC…

VictoryIsMyDestiny: Weird…

AwesomeHairFTW: That's disrespectful!

AwesomeHairFTW has left to cry in a corner

IFightForMyFriends: You love bringing people down, don't you MK!

AuraPokemon: If you 2 won't fight, I will

HeroineOfTheChozo has signed in

HeroineOfTheChozo: Okay, who made Lucas cry? He's sitting in my house, crying like a baby!

AwesomeHairFTW has signed in

AwesomeHairFTW: I do NOT cry like a baby!

AuraPokemon: Uh, yes you do

VictoryIsMyDestiny: It's true, you know

IFightForMyFriends: As much as I hate to agree with an emo, I agree with MK

VictoryIsMyDestiny: I am NOT emo!

HeroineOfTheChozo: Sorry, Lucas. But you really do cry like a baby.

AwesomeHairFTW: I'm calling my lawyer!

AwesomeHairFTW has signed out

IFightForMyFriends: Kid doesn't have a lawyer… does he?

VictoryIsMyDestiny: I have a bad feeling about this… I'm getting out of here!

VictoryIsMyDestiny has signed out

Lucas's Lawyer has signed in

Lucas's Lawyer: You 3 are under arrest!

HeroineOfTheChozo: Run away!

HeroineOfTheChozo has signed out

AuraPokemon has signed out

IFightForMyFriends has signed out

Lucas's Lawyer: …

??? has signed in

???: A job well done. Kudos, Lucas's Lawyer

Lucas's Lawyer: I have a NAME you know!

???: Yeah, I don't care. Now shut up and get out of here!

Lucas's Lawyer: Y-yes, sir!

Lucas's Lawyer has signed out

???: Hehehe… randomness shall reign eternal…

Yay! Lot's of randomness! I hope you enjoyed it! But who is this mysterious "???"? Keep reading and find out!