Infomercial for Dun University

Dilandau looks at the camera. *In a cheezy announcer voice*
"Hello I am your host Dilandau Albauto, and an on tonight's show we will be taking a tour of Dun University. Now I know that a lot of you kids out there are looking for a school, and I ask you to consider Dun. It is the oldest school on Gaea. There are many wonderful aspects of the school to take into consideration. First of all there are plenty of rats…in the class rooms that is *insert fake laughter* the science labs are all equipped with the most up to date equipment you will find on all of Gaea, our motto is we don't buy it, we invent it. The dorms oh don't get me started on the dorms they are all very spacey with that little touch of home placed in room. Each dorm has two beds and trust me on this the person you share your room with will become your best friend; it happened to me, it will happen to you. The dorms also have their own little science labs inside them; the science labs are of the same technology as the real science labs. Dun university is also known for its exceptional food, the food is all edible with a different meal each day *of course meals are repeated each month* the kitchen staff is courteous and will cater to anybody with food allergies. The university has one of the best and most beautiful campuses you will find on Gaea, there is also a maze made of shrubs that is there for your entertainment. All I am trying to say is that please considering Dun University for your education. You won't regret it."