Disclaimer: Pet Shop of Horrors is not of my property, and will never be (sadly. My hopes are crushed). I am simply taking some of the characters that have been created by their wonderful author-artist and borrowing them, so that I can make them obey my flights of fancy.
Warning: Shounen-ai. This means boy´s love. Not hardcore or anything like that—I doubt I could write anything like that. I think. blushes madly It's actually just very mild hints. In fact, so mild that I'm not sure whether to even classify it as "shonen-ai"…you tell me.
Pairing: T-chan/Leon (one-sided)
Notes: English is not my native language. I'll do my best to revise, but if an error gets past me, feel free to point it out. Helpful reviews are appreciated. Flames….well, I suppose I'll simply ignore them. No, wait—I can use them for something much more useful: to feed the flame on my stove. They'll heat the ramen I enjoy so much quite nicely. That said, I'll mention that this is the first time I have ventured a post on the internet. Please be gentle and/or constructive.
Length: One-shot. A drabble, even. 500 words or so.
Fixation
When asked about it, the totetsu would simply reply that the actions of the loud and obnoxious detective annoyed him. He naturally and inevitably found himself sinking his fangs into the innocent (usually) detective's flesh. It didn't matter where the fangs ended up: the nearest limb or body part would do. The detective—or, rather, "Leon", as D now referred to him in that disgustingly sweet tone of voice—needed to learn his lesson. He should not misbehave or act improperly in front of the totetsu. Especially whenever it concerned the Count. T-chan was the deity's protector, after all.
If the detective were questioned, what would his answer be? Quite simple: a couple of curse words (directed at said "animal") and a comment on his unhealthy biting habit. A biting habit that D hadn't managed to train out of him, perhaps, and which seemed to manifest itself at the most inconvenient times. For example, whenever he would try to approach D about more…ahem….intimate matters. Also whenever he started talking in a more "informal" tone with the Count. "Informal" how? Well, by ceasing to omit—a delicate snort from Count D upon hearing this—cuss words and such when addressing the pet shop owner. Those beady eyes would lock onto him, he said, and then—SNAP! Jaws would close upon whichever body part the detective happened to have closest to the "weird sheep". Leon soon discovered that "close" is a relative term. After all, for a totetsu who can jump over mile-wide gorges, a jump across a room is a very short distance and not very much of an effort at all.
Did he mention that the animal had very sharp teeth for a goat, too? Weren't goats only supposed to eat vegetables and that sort junk? They were called herbi-whatsits, weren't they? So WHY the sharp FANGS?
A mocking bark from the general direction of the "sheep-goat". Naturally, something that the detective wouldn't take well. A fight ensues—one with much biting, yelling, cussing, and scratching. A lot of biting and a lot of cussing, truth told.
But what if anybody actually asked the Count for an opinion on this strange biting phenomenon? Such a knowledgeable pet shop owner—and a revered divinity of nature as well—surely knows what is occurring.
When asked, the count smiles. His mismatched eyes crinkle in merriment. His red painted lips curve upward. D´s face is the perfect representation of the term "amusement".
"I do believe that my lovely totetsu, precious T-chan, has a fixation. A fixation with our darling detective."
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Later, in the darkness which is as much a part of Totetsu´s room as a hunger for human flesh is in his nature, he brings himself to admit it, finally. He craves the Detective's blood. He longs for his flesh.
It is most certainly a fixation. And he can do nothing about it. He is merely an "animal", a "goat", in the—magically oblivious—eyes of the detective.
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AN: So, what did you think? It's very short, I know. And the only hints of shonen ai are referring to a possible relationship between D and Leon….and T-chan´s obsession with Leon…
Should I continue it? I love reading T-chan/Leon fanfics. It's a shame that there aren't that many of them. I thought I'd make a meagre contribution to the fandom.
Please review. I've never gotten a review before, and it'd make me quite happy to get one. Or at least review giving me info on other fanfics you know with this pairing?
