Disclaimer: I do not own anything that J.R.R.Tolkien invented, nor do I own the tune of this song.

This song should be sung to the tune of "Papa Don't Preach", by Madonna, or Kelly Osborne. It depends how modern you are!

This song is obviously about Samwise Gamgee!

ENJOY!
Merry don't preach,

I've been losing sleep,

Merry don't preach,

I'm in trouble deep,

But I've made up my mind,

I'm keeping my pony,

Ooooh, I'm gonna keep my pony.
Pippin don't preach,

I've been losing sleep,

Pippin don't preach,

I'm in trouble deep,

But I've made up my mind,

I'm keeping Bill,

Ooooh, I'm gonna keep my Bill.
A/N: Read my other Lord of The Rings theme-tunes, and my Lord of The Rings story!

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