Sunny: Well, that WAS an odd afternoon. Can you believe Alex? The nerve, raping you like that.
Boat: It wasn't rape. You know him better than that…
Brayce: *Sighs gleefully* You're right about that, it definitely wasn't rape. I enjoyed it all! *Grins and leans back in chair*
Sunny:*Slaps Brayce* Brayce! Yeesh, save that talk for Radele. Or Whatshername..
Radele: Rosie! And Brayce, what's this about Whatshername? *face turns green*
Boat: *Points* Lol! Her face is green! *Giggles*
Radele: *Glares*
Brayce: *Completely ignored*
Sunny: *Blinks*
Jack Sparrow: Actually, Brayce wasn't ignored, because the saying of the fact that he is ignored brought to attention the fact that he was ignored, so therefore he wasn't ignored. Savvy?
Boat/Sunny/Brayce/Radele:…..Huh?
Brayce: Well, if Sunny paid me more 'attention'...
Sunny: Sleaze!
Brayce: You love it
Cam, appearing from a random portal in Sunny's handbag: Ok guys, time to shut up now.
Boat/Sunny/Brayce/Radele: Nah, I don't think so.
Radele: It's ok if you like Brayce, Sunny.
Sunny: *Turns red with fury*
Boat: *Points* Lol! Her face is red! *giggles*
Brayce: Well if you want sexytym, you just have to ask
Boat: I'll remember that.
Sunny: Boat!! I so shot gunned him!
Radele: Uh, not a chance!
Jack Sparrow: What about me?
Cam, appearing from a random portal in Sunny's handbag: *In perfect harmony* It isn't fair!
Sunny: *Being completely random* Blood-sucking pharaohs in Pittsburgh!
Bec: *Makes the crazy symbol*
Brayce: *Licks lips* I like 'em crazy!
Donald Duck: Howz about me?
Brayce: *Turns and sees Donald Duck without pants* Booyeah! You're all mine baby!
(Donald Duck and Brayce mysteriously disappear…)
(Radele and Jack Sparrow eye each other off)
Boat: Don't you guys even think about it! Radele! He's old enough to be your father!
Radele: *Continues to eye Jack Sparrow*
Boat: Get out you perverted freak! *Shoves Radele out the door*
Jack Sparrow: *Somehow disappears, no one knows how, where or why, because no one was watching*
Sunny: Well that wasn't weird at all…
Boat: Lol! You have a frowny face! *Giggles*
Sunny: Well you're awesome =S
(Brayce and Donald Duck appear with rumpled clothes, sex hair and sleazy grins.)
Sunny: OMG, Brayce you are such a manslut!
Bec: Teehee! She said the m word!
(Sunny steals Brayces chair. He sits in her lap)
Brayce: *Runs hand up Sunny's legs.* Sooooo…
Sunny: *Gives suspicious look*
Brayce: I'm not trying anything; I always put my hands there!
Sunny: Yeesh! *Pushes him at the door*
Brayce: Ooooh, touch me!
Sunny: *SLAP!!*
Boat: Good shot!
Frosty the snowman: Hey kids, come and sit on Santa's knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Santa: Hey, imposter!
Boat: But I only wanted to have some fun! *Throws away Santa hat, slinks away miserably.*
Santa: Wait, don't leave Boat, I have a present for you! *Hands Boat gift*
Boat: *Unwraps & holds up gift* Awesome!
Sunny: A flamethrower? Seriously?
Santa: *Departs quickly*
Boat: *Nods enthusiastically, and switches the ON button* Cool!
Sunny: Aw! Don't do that to Frosty!
Frosty: *Melts*
Boat: Lol! He looks all melty!
Sunny: *Facepalm.* Idiot.
Boat: Hahahahaha… HEY!
Sunny: *Jumps on a random berry-shaped object.* Smush!
Boat: That would be a berry…
Sunny: *Pulls out a small notebook* That's it! I'm using my magic actions notebook! Ha! Take that! *Writes Boat=hit head*
Boat: *Hits head* Ouch!
Sunny: Stop hitting yourself!
Boat: Hey, you've given me an idea! We can control everyone with this! *Steals notebook and writes Jack the Ripper= fall in love with Jack Sparrow.*
Jack Sparrow: Well that was odd….
Jack the Ripper: Oh Jack! I love you so! Marry me!
Jack Sparrow: Help!
Boat: LOL!
Sunny: Dude, that was a waste of a line.
Boat: *Frowns* so was that!
Homer: Nyellow!
Boat: Homer, you're a waste of a line.
Sunny: *Does something Boat would do* *Pokes Homer* Whoa! It's really Homer!
Boat: *Throws a donut*
Homer: *Chases it excitedly*
Boat: He's gone forever now….
Sunny: How come you've always gotten rid of everyone! You even melted frosty! *Scowls and crosses arms*
Boat: *Shrugs*
Sunny: Well I'm getting rid of you! *Throws Boat in lake*
Boat: Waaaaaa-burbleglugburpledrowndrowndrowndrown
Sunny: Well she's gone what to do now.
Cow: Moo!
Sunny: *Shoos cow* Go away!
Cow: MoomOOOMMOoOOoMoO
Sunny: Why yes, I do happen to speak cow speak.
Cow: MOOmOmoOMoOOMooMOOOOOOOMooooOOo
Sunny: Uhhuh... Ok... Hmm oh yeah... Oo interesting. *Throws self in river*
Cow: MOOHAHA!!
THE END OF THE MADNESS.
FOR NOW.
