A/N: This is not to be taken in offence. Just in a name of humor! The point of this is to make you laugh.

A/N: I have a webby and I would like for those with stories to post there and those with jack to post there. It's new and Kitastic. I hope to see at least ONE person there!

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A/N: In honor of Kit Day, March 5. I present to you Kit Day!

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Sing along People:

"So it's Kit Day today, what a day of fun

It's magic and it's crazy, it's Kit for everyone"

Stadium sized applause. Every One Cheers. Credits to Kt for coming up with the lyrics.

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"What is Kit Day," asks Darryl.

"Whoa Darryl where have you been man?" I look shocked. 'Darryl is here' I whisper to myself. Then I though I had a better chance of finding Waldo before seeing Darryl. I consider this a miracle.

"Oh I've been working. See I'm on a show." Darryl says in a very cool way.

"Charmed," I reply.

"No silly, the Other Half."

"Ah I see, good for you Darryl. F*** Bra* Ker*," I say.

"Um so are you going to answer my question?"

"Your question? Oh your question. My bad"

"You have no Idea do you?"

"No, not in the slightest."

"I asked what is the meaning of Kit Day."

"Oh well ask Kit herself!" Darryl sighs and I run away before he could pick me up and throw me to the wall.

Kit lays on the carpet weakly pawing at the ball of yarn. Kit seems to be bored. Darryl walks up to kit and ask the billion-dollar question.

"What is Kit Day?"

"Meow," Kit replies.

"OH so that's what it is! Thanks Kit," Darryl pats Kit on the head and leaves mumbling the Kit Day theme.

I come back once it's safe and I look at Kit. Kit stares at me.

I can't take any more of the pressure and I blink. Then it happened. I swear on Phoebe's last brain cell Kit winked at me.

It wasn't the typical you-didn't-see-me-I-didn't-see-you wink of understanding. It was a deadly wink. The wink of HADES.

Then from then on Kit the furry little sucker winks at me continuously. I nearly died of winkage. I fall to the floor where Kit was about to finish me off when Agnes the Demon comes forth.

"I am Agnes the Demon of Old ladies!" Kit and I laugh; quickly I cover my mouth. The phrase Respect you elders comes to mind.

"Your name is Agnes," I ask just to get clarification.

"Yes I am Agnes the Demon!" Kit and I laugh harder. Oh forget that phrase.

"Agnes," I shout.

"Yes dear," Agnes replies in a nice granny voice.

"Aw. Granny Agnes would you mind tell Kit here not to kill me?"

"Why sure honey. Kit don't kill Kit. What will you 1897347 relatives that I own think?"

Kit the cat nods her head while I snicker. Hahaha Kit's been put in her place. She can't wink me to death.

"And for you!" Demon/Granny Agnes looks at me.

"Yes?"

" Come visit me sometime I get awfully lonely and you could clean up after Kit's 1897347 relatives."

"Great... I would love too," I reply. Kit my furry friend/attempted killer laughs at me.

"Bye bye," Says Demon Agnes.

"Well there you have it," I say as I hold Kit.

"Kit Day is an important day that's celebrated on March 5. Our furry friend here spoke of its importance so lets celebrate." I turn around only to turn back again this time holding the according with Kit dressed in a funky outfit.

"Dance my monkey," I yell as I play the theme song to Kit Day. Kit glares at me.

"Dance Kit!" Kit nods her head in approval. I distract you with my amateur according playing as Kit picks through your pocket.

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Have a Great Kit Day!!!