Alice/Bella – One Shot. Really OOC. Vampire/human. Rated M for a reason. If you are not comfortable with lesbian acts do not read this. Alice decided to have a sleepover with just Bella and get her drunk for the first time. Of course- fun ensues afterwards. This story takes place during New Moon. Edward left Bella, but the rest of the Cullen's never left. Bella did not end up dating Jacob either. She is still friends with the Cullen's and is over Edward and moving on. Edward is MIA and nobody has heard from him for months now. Eclipse and Breaking Dawn never happened in this scenario.

A/N: Ok, time for another one shot to let off some steam. I kinda like this one a lot. I may or may not eventually turn it into an actual story. But, however, as for right now it will remain a one shot. I have far too many stories actually started on my computer. I need to just settle with one. Anyhow, I hope you enjoy. And of course, reviews are awesome but not necessary….

Disclaimer: As usual I do not own any of the following. The wonderfully talented Miss Stephanie Meyer does. I just take Alice every now and again to have some fun :)

Alice POV

"Come on Bella….please?" I whined, "Its Friday, we have the whole weekend ahead of us! You can't tell me you don't want to do anything?"

"What Alice? You have the whole eternity ahead of you, what's one weekend? Besides, Jasper is hunting with Rose and Em up north and he who shall not be named is gone still - thankfully….It's just me and you what are we going to do – shop?"

He who must not be named? Ha, I knew she was over my stupid brother. I looked over at Bella sitting on the couch, I can't believe how stubborn she is being yet again – she's rather cute when she is. "I already cleared it with Charlie – you're coming over for a sleepover. Now, go pack your bags or I am going to."

"Fine. What fun is a sleepover if it's just the two of us? Aren't Carlisle and Esme still on vacation?"

"Yup." I knew it was just us two for the night. I was going to make sure Bella had some fun for once.

Ten minutes later Bella came downstairs with her bag and her pillow, "Okay, onward…"

"Hey, don't make this seem like I am forcing you too. I think we are going to have fun."

"Yeah, cause I'm going to say no to a vampire and try to run away – how's that going to work again?...you are not going to give me a makeover again are you?" she blushed. If Edward was right about one thing – her blush sure is sexy. Good thing he is not around to read my mind. Jasper would probably have a fit with my emotions right now too. But who am I to deny a vision?

"Ha ha ha. No. I thought maybe you could try something different tonight. Since I never got to when I was human." She had no idea. This could actually be a lot of fun – for both of us.

"Ok, now your scaring me a little Alice – If you haven't done it, then why do I have to?" I laughed.

"Well, just get in the car and find out." Minutes later we were pulling up to the garage. "Ok, put your stuff up in my room and meet me downstairs. I'll be there in a few. I just need to grab a few things." She walked up stairs and I went into the kitchen. Yeah, we never use the kitchen unless Bella is here, but I was positive she was going to try this. My vision was still holding true.

I walked out into the living room and sat on the couch. On the coffee table now laid a bottle of tequila and a shot glass. I was going to get Bella drunk finally. I know she wants to, she has confided it in me before. I also know she wasn't comfortable doing it with the likes of Mike or Jessica.

"Bella! Come downstairs before I have to drag you down!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" she had changed into a pair of blue sweatpants and a grey spaghetti strap top. Simple and classic always did look sexy on her.

"Ok, Bella now is the time." She looked at me with hesitation and then the light bulb went off over her head.

"You're going to get me drunk?!? How fun is that if you can't do it with me?"

"Oh, it'll still be fun. Trust me." I poured her a shot and handed it to her – the stuff smelled revolting. "Bottoms up." She had about 3 shots before it was obvious that she was tipsy. We started quoting stupid movies and laughing up a storm. Drunken Bella was a lot of fun. She loosened up a bit and wasn't afraid of being silly.

"Alice – can I ask you something?"

"I already know what it is, but go ahead…" I smiled; this was going to be interesting. I knew Bella would never admit to or ask anything like this if she was sober.

"You guys all seem very….adventurous….in the…um," she stifled a giggle, "….s…e…x….department…..have you ever kissed another girl?" The blush in her cheeks turned her redder then I think I have ever seen her. And now she smells really good…

"No. I actually haven't. There were a lot of things I didn't get to do before I was changed. Why do you ask?"

"Yeah right Alice, like you don't already know that answer to that one!"

"True enough. I do know that answer to that question, along with the next several in your head."

"Well, why don't I just skip the next couple questions and move on…..if you already know how this is going to turn out then why don't you just do it already then?" Something flashed across her eyes…lust?

I shrugged, "Okay." I leaned into Bella and she closed her eyes – she was breathing heavily which immediately drew my eyes to her breasts. Looks like we are both going to be experiencing a first tonight. I gently took her bottom lip with mine and started to kiss her. The feeling was over powering – even for me! Bella threw her arms around my neck and deepened the kiss. Her mouth was so warm and inviting. I move my hands to her waist and started to lower her to the couch. I broke away from the kiss and started to trail down her jaw and to her neck while inching my hand up over her torso. When my hand reached her left breast she moaned and bucked her hips into me.

I don't know what came over me - My vampire animalistic urge? I had never experienced a want like Bella – not even Jasper. I ripped her tank top off. I didn't wait long enough to be patient and I kissed her deeply letting her taste my tongue as well. I slipped my finger between her breasts and pulled her bra off with one small pull. I lowered my head down again and started to suck on each of her nipples in turn. I had to resist the entire time to just not bite down on them. I bet she tastes just as good inside as she does out.

I started to slowly kiss down her torso – my eyes never leaving her face. She looked gorgeous. Her eyes were closed, she had one arm up behind her lying lazily across the couch, and the other arm was across her chest, and her bottom lip –oh- it was between her teeth. I now understood why so many guys found that erotic.

As I got lower and lower I decided to pause. I was not going to do this without Bella being sure that she wanted this as much as me. I looked up at her and she opened her eyes, "Alice? Why did you stop?"

"I was waiting for conformation. That'll do." I undid her pants and started pulling them down. Her bra and underwear didn't match. That was so like Bella, but it was still completely hot. I'm going to have to get her a matching set. Maybe in red? That would look so good on her creamy complex. I was starting to get impatient. I could smell her arousal and I knew I couldn't wait much longer to taste it. I decided I would just have to buy her a new pair of underwear – I ripped them off and she let out a giggle. "Impatient much, Alice?"

"You have no idea…" And I lowered my head. Bella breathed in a huge gasp of air when my cold tongue met with her hot clit. I slowly worked two of my fingers in and out of her as I engulfed her. She did taste damn good. I was pretty sure this was as close to heaven as my damned soul was going to get. I could sense she was coming to an end. Her moans got louder as my fingers pumped faster. She was grabbing at her own breasts as she finally screamed 'oh my god' and her walls clenched around my fingers. I pulled my fingers out and licked one, "Bella, you do taste like a dream. Better than any human food I am sure."

"Ha ha ha." Was all she could barely breathe out. I knew I was not done with her but I got a vision I wished I hadn't just then. We had minutes before Jasper, Rose and Em got home. They decided to return early so they could hang out with us.

"Bella, as much as I would like to continue this – you need to get dressed – now!" She looked at me puzzled and I looked at the floor. Duh, in my rash passion filled mind, I practically ripped all of her clothes to shreds. "Shit….ok…grab what's left of your clothes." I picked her up in my arms and dashed to my bedroom. "Here get dressed" as I threw some articles of clothing at her.

"Alice, what is going on?"

"Jasper, Rose and Em will be here in about 2 minutes and 17 seconds. I just got a vision of it, now hurry. I have to get you out of here before they smell us….well, smell you and know what we did."

Bella turned 12 shades of red and started stumbling into her clothes. Once dressed I picked her up, slung her on my back and jumped out the window. They'll be coming through the front door in about 20 seconds. This is not going to end well….

Jasper POV

We decided to come home early to surprise Alice and Bella. We were done hunting and it would be nice to just hang out together again. When we reached the front of the house all of us had puzzled looks on our faces. We could smell it – a human, defiantly Bella – and we could smell her arousal. I also could fell an overwhelming amount of emotions coming from the inside of the house. Nervousness, Lust, Passion, contentment, Love….

Rosalie looked over at me, "Do…do…do I smell what I think I do?"

"Nah…" Emmett decided to answer… "Maybe Carlisle and Esme came home early or something…"

"No. I don't think so. That's defiantly Bella." I knew that Alice had stayed with her tonight maybe…

Rosalie finished my thought, "Edward couldn't possibly be here. We would have smelled him."

"No Rose. They only ones here are Bella and Alice….or were here just seconds ago…" We started to walk inside. Everything appeared normal. Then I saw it, just barely sticking out from underneath the white couch in the front room. I bent over and pulled it out and held it in the air.

"DUDE!" Emmett screamed, "That's gotta be Bella's bra, and it looks like its seen better times."

Rosalie ran over to me, ripped it out of my hands and smelled it. "It smells like Alice, Jasper."

"Maybe Alice was doing her whole 'makeover' thing again with Bella, Jasper." I could see what they were trying to do. Diverting the situation away from what it actually was.

"No you guys. I can feel the emotions from them. I felt them when we first arrived out front. What I wouldn't give to have Edwards ability right now to confirm what I am thinking….but… I am pretty sure that my wife just slept with Bella."