Random Naruto yaoi crack
1) Itachi/Kisame
Everybody knows Kisame is a fish.. Does this means his dick also has scales?
To answer the question, let's go back to Itachi's first night with Kisame.
"Come on, Kisame-san! Take of your clothes!"
"I'm not sure about this, Itachi-san.."
"Kisame... If you don't then I will"
"O-OK..."
When Kisame removes his underwear, Itachi looks at "it" startled..
"O-M-G! Well, well, what do we have here?"
"Erm.. I-I-Itachi-san... I..."
Itachi's eyes are glowing..
He takes out a a culinary item used to remove the scales of a fish..
Kisame's eyes widen...
"No, NO, ITACHI-SAN!!----
----AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!"
"MWAHAHA!!! Let's clean the fish, shall we?"
2) Hidan/Kakuzu
Kakuzu is the seme for today's night, and he "does" Hidan from behind.
He's about to finish and thrusts in harder.
"Kakuzu..."
"Ahhh..."
"Kakuzu..."
"Oh, yeah, Hidan, say my name! Oh..."
"KAKUZU, YOU BASTARD MY HEAD JUST FELL OFF!!"
3) Sasuke/Naruto
Ever wondered why Sasuke's hair are always up?
Naruto was wondering the same one day, so he asks Sasuke.
"Sasuke, why are your hair always up? Are you using special jutsu or sth?"
"Well...Something has to be up, right?"
O.o
Two weeks afterwards, Sasuke "does" Naruto.
When he finishes his hair is down.
4) Kakashi/Iruka
It's the first night for Iruka and Kakashi...
Iruka has just licked Kakashi's dick, and Kakashi wants to do the same..
A few seconds pass...
"What are you doing Kakashi? Hurry up!"
"I have to open a hole on my mask..."
5) Lee/Gaara
After a long time, Lee meets Gaara agan...
They spend a night of pleasure as expected.
Next morning, Gaara can't find Lee around, so he asks Guy-sensei where he is.
Guy replies with an irritated look:
"He went to the hospital"
"Why? What's wrong?!"
"Tomorrow morning he complained about his bud hurting and stinging.."
"And...?"
"The doctors said he had sand in his ass"
6) Sai/Naruto
"Naruto-san..."
"Hmm? What is it, Sai?"
"Do you mind if I make a nude fullbody drawing of yours?"
"Ok.."
Sai is almost done with his painting when...
"Ninpou: Choujuu Giga!"
"What!?! What are you doing?!"
"Well, your dick is not very big so I thought I'd make you a bigger one... Well now... How do we stick this on you?"
