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I do not own any of Artemis Fowl, though I wish I did, it all belongs to Eoin Colfer. You rock E.C!

Singing and Mashed Potatoes

Artemis was lying in bed, thinking,- his favourite occupation. He was just thinking about a new invention that would change the course of history when the doorbell rang. "Why must everyone interrupt my train of thought?" mumbled Artemis. He stood there wondering why Butler hadn't answered the door. His answer was that Butler was singing and mashing potatoes at the same time in the humongous kitchen. "Fine then." said Artemis and went down to get the door himself, mumbling about how he was going to cut Butler's pay. When Artemis opened the door he saw one blue eye and one hazel eye staring at him. " By Frond, if I new it would of taken you so long to open the door I would of brought a magazine to read" said a very annoyed elf she was annoyed because it was typical Irish whether, cold, and Fairies don't like cold

" So, are you going to invite me in or not, I'm freezing!"

"Of course Holly, remember, you and your sarcasm are always welcome in Fowl Manner." Smirked Artemis.

"Why thank you Arty." Holly smirked right back at him. Artemis let the remark pass and led Holly into the living room. He never told anyone but he liked the little arguments he had with Holly.

Later that evening Artemis, Holly, Butler and Juliet were sitting and catching up with things. Holly and Artemis hadn't been able to keep in touch because Holly kept forgetting to buy credit for her fairy communicator and Artemis couldn't go up to a shop and ask for fifty euro credit for a speekeasy fairy communicator so everyone had a lot of catching up to do.

"Twins! Are their names Greek gods as well?" sneered Holly.

"Yes, my parents were considering Aphrodite and Ares."

"Oh, Ok." Said Holly, a bit annoyed because her joke wasn't recognised.

Juliet and Butler were feeling a bit overlooked at the moment, especially Juliet. Butler was just polishing his gun and singing the mashed potato song.

"Hey guys! Want to play truth or dare?" said Juliet.

"No" said Artemis, "I know what type of things come out of that game, Especially since our dear guest is here." Holly blushed but luckily everyone else was looking at Artemis. Butler disappeared to the kitchen and a minute later Butlers voice echoed through the manner, "Diner!"

Everyone dispersed to the dining room however when Artemis came into the room he looked at his plate and groaned, "Not mashed potatoes again," groaned Artemis.

"Just leave them if you don't want them" said Butler. Holly who loves mashed potatoes sat down eagerly and started singing the mashed potato song.

"Hey! I love that song!" said Butler and joined in.

"Cool!" said Juliet and joined in.

"You make me sick," said Artemis who scraped his mashed potatoes onto Holly's plate and walked off to his bedroom to eat of his food in peace.