Hussie was walking by and he see lord english and he say "wow ur so lame"
lord english gaspus and runs away crying like animus (he is blushing too)
Hussie laugh but then he feel something he never feel before.
he feel sad.

"What is this i feel in my kokoro?" hussie shouts too the sky.
"..." the sky replies.
"sky i cant understand you speak up." hussie shout "..." the sky say again "baka" hussie say

hussie look for lord english because he a funny guy. he makes the best knock knock joke. this one time lord english said a real funny one. "knock knock" lord english say "who there?" hussie reply "i am already here!" lord english say. everyone from everywhere laugh.

hussie find lord english. "ah i found you!" he say, panting because hussie hasnt worked out in a while.
lets just say he gettin a gut.
lord english only sob.
"im sorry lord english. for makin you cry." hussie confess "let go too balcony." lord english say. hussie nod.
when they reach balcony hussie gasp when lord english pull out gun.
"B-but i love you lord english!" Hussie say.
"It over hussie-sama." lord english reply hussie gazed longingly into lord english pool ball eyes.
"i dont understand lord english" hussie say about too cry "it k" lord english say, as he shoot hussie multiple time

hussie wake up in a desert. he see a pretty girl name vriska. the pretty girl look weirdly at him "will u marry me pretty girl-chan?" hussie say pulling out ring he didnt kno he had.
"no you ugly human" the pretty troll girl vriska say hussie cry. he remember lord english and cry again. he cried for a while.
pretty girl didnt care.

"im such a baka." hussie say.
meanwhile lord english is being a pimp in the crib.
lord english is a strong independent green man who dont need no hussie in his life.

everyone happy

except hussie.

hussie cries.

~The End ~