What happens when Ryou gets bored and randomly shoots off a mind reading invention? This confusing mess! Yeah...sorry for those who will get confused, but I tried to make it pretty clear as to who is talking:
Ichigo
Minto Retasu RyouTaruto Kisshu Pai


I'm bored…

Get over it, munchkin!

Why don't you make you, you old hag!

Who're you calling an old hag?!

Obviously you…duh.

I HATE you!

I hate you, too. Go away.

I would, however, if you have not noticed-

I have noticed!

-we are stuck reading each other's minds. So, you go away.

If only I could!

You wouldn't be the only one!

Shut up, at least!

You're such a brat!

And you aren't?

Of course not!


Psh…yeah right.

Kisshu?

Birdy?

Um…how can I hear you?

Well…how can I hear you?

I was hoping you would know…

I don't.

I wonder how Koneko-chan is…?

She's fine.

Birdy! Oh, yeah…forgot.

It's only been a few minutes since we last talked. How did you already forget?

I'm bored…


When aren't they bored?

Pai—Pai-san?

Retasu?

Retasu!

Shirogane?

What on earth is going on? What did you aliens do?

We did nothing.

Prove it! How should I trust your word when you could be using this to figure out the Mew's secrets!

…Hai…you caught me…

I knew it!

Um…Shi-Shirogane-san, can we not fight with each other?

Retasu!

Retasu…

I-I just mean…we should—

That is out of the question! They are here to destroy the earth! Are you going to let them kill everyone you care about?

Umm…I-I-

She does not have to answer to you, blondie.

Blondie!

That is what I said. Are you deaf now, too?

How dare you!

Can we please not fight? My parents are giving me weird looks…

Talk to your stupid 'earthling'.

I am NOT stupid! … I'm just bored.

Wait…

So you did this Shirogane-san?

Woah! Look at the time! See ya!


Munchkin?

Hag?


Kisshu?

Birdy?


Pai-san?

Retasu?



Yes! It's about time! …Although…I think I'll miss fighting with that brat…hmm….nope! Yay!

Finally! Whatever happened is now over. Now, to think of better things to call that hag. … It'd be better with her here getting mad… Wait! I did not just say that! No, no, no, no, NO! I'll just go bug Kisshu!

I am glad that is over. I need to concentrate on practicing. My performance is only two months away!

Birdy? Oh, well. That was really awkward, anyways. Besides, with her gone, I can picture my Koneko-chan wearing whatever I ask her to!

I guess it could be a good thing…My parents stopped looking at me weirdly. But, I wanted to talk to Pai-san more without Shirogane-san interfering. Maybe I could have got them to stop this fighting, so that we can all just get along. None of us like fighting. I'm sure they don't, either.

I'm on a first name basis with Retasu! Unlike that Shirogane. Ha!

But…I'm bored!


This was made from my own boredom. I hope you enjoyed!