Naruto Fan Fiction
Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN Naruto or any of the characters, or the settings or Icha Icha novels/movies included, Masashi Kishimoto does.
Taking a break from the randomness XD I've wanted to write an AU yaoi SasuNaru for so long so here it is :)
Sasuke has been confined to office work, with a boss like Neji, a fellow employee like Shikamaru and a dobe that has just been suspended from work, no wonder the Uchiha is stressed. SasuNaru yaoi. Implied ShikaIno, NejiTen. AU
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Hard Day At The Office
"Uchiha! Do up your shirt now, this is an area of work not recreation!" The identified raven mumbled before doing the top buttons of his shirt. Uchiha Sasuke had been confined to office work after his return to Konoha. It was as if no one trusted him anymore the only one who seemed to understand was one blonde dobe currently out working part time as a Ramen Master.
Pausing to watch his boss, disappear from view, he undid the buttons again. The intercom link on his desk flashed, "Uchiha, why is your shirt still undone!? Where is your tie!? Don't think, just because my office has brick walls unlike the glass ones you have, that I can't see your every move! Now get working!"
Grumbling Sasuke forced his knotted tie over his head and began to access his work on the computer. Hyuuga Neji was not exactly his boss even though he always acted so superior and commanding, in many ways Sasuke believed that Neji was just an excuse to have someone supervise him at all times in the workplace.
Neji was constantly in a foul mood around Sasuke, it was as if it was all Sasuke's fault that he had to supervise office work instead of going out on various missions. Every worker, working in this particular office building was some form of Shinobi and therefore there were many days where some of the glass offices stood plain and empty while they were on missions.
"Hn…need coffee" getting up from his desk he walked out into the corridor over to the coffee machine which sat next the work plant. It had been dubbed Gene by Lee a usual visitor, he had insisted on naming every plant in the building. 'Weirdo' as Sasuke called him.
"Sasuke!" A woman with long blonde hair joined him in the corridor.
"Hn. Aren't you supposed to be working overtime at the hospital with Sakura?"
"Haha, Sasuke always quick to the point. No I'm on a lunch break for the next five minutes and I came to visit Shikamaru, poor dear he's been working since five last night"
Sasuke snorted into his coffee, 'Yeah, "working"'
"See you later Sasuke" she waved before dashing through the glass maze. Sniggering to himself Sasuke returned to his office plonking his cup of coffee onto the desk promptly spilling some over the pristine surface.
Shikamaru's office was opposite his own, so he would clearly see what they were getting up to. 'Shikamaru, he'd certainly get the title of laziest employee'. When Ino had first entered the glass office she discovered the figure drooling into his keyboard. Sasuke witnessed as she gave him a kiss on one cheek to wake him up before promptly squashing herself into the little gap left between his leg and the chair.
Taking his eyes away, the raven opened up his e-mail only to find one new message titled 'suspended from ramen shop again. Bored come home now' from Uzumaki Naruto. Highlighting it with his mouse he clicked it to reveal the message.
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Sasuke!
I got suspended from the Ramen Shop again because I apparently yelled inappropriately at a customer.
It wasn't my fault that there was a hair in it, it wasn't mine, in fact it was long and blue-ish, kind of like yours,
but yeah and then she started yelling when I pulled it out and tasted the ramen to see if it was alright.
Now I am bored with nothing to do! I can't train because you're working! It's no fun with only me!
Tsunade-baachan won't give me any A-rank missions and I'm bored!!
Come home now
Naruto x X x
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Sasuke sighed, this would be the sixth time that Naruto had been suspended in the three weeks he had been working as a replacement for the real Ramen Master who was off ill with the flu. He hit the reply button and started typing.
Dobe
How many times do I have to reply and say that I am busy working, that means I can't go home
right now. I have another three hours at this place so can you amuse your self with something!?
Neji's breathing down my neck and if he catches me e-mailing you, I could get fired!
I'll be home as soon as I can
Sasuke x X x
He pressed send, and then his attention snapped back to Ino and Shikamaru. Ino had stood up suddenly knocking all his papers onto the floor. A Hinata–style blush erupted over her face. Either Shikamaru had been busy with his hands, or she had just realised that her break had ended fifteen minutes ago. "Fifteen minutes…I was supposed to do something…" Sasuke mused, there was something he should have been doing in those fifteen minutes but he couldn't remember what.
"Uchiha! My office now!" Neji didn't sound to happy over the intercom. Groaning Sasuke stood up and directed himself to the bricked room. Knocking twice he opened the door and went in. "Uchiha, do you know what these are?"
He looked about the room but saw nothing but books and a tidy work space. "What?"
"These! Papers! All the documents that you were supposed to be decoding, for the last fifteen minutes" Neji slammed a hand on the desk. ", Tsunade-sama didn't leave you under my supervision to deplete me of my Shinobi missions! She wanted someone to ensure that you'd work your way back into society. That Uchiha, can only be done if the village trusts you, but how can they trust you when I can't even trust you to decode three boxes worth of documents!?"
Now that Sasuke had been striped of his mission privileges he had been given the task of decoding messages, the Hokage didn't want his knowledge to go to waste. She had assigned Hyuuga Neji with the eye of the Byakugan to ensure that he didn't send these messages to someone outside the village.
"Your expectations are higher than everyone else's and I'm sorry that you were so busy fraternising with your secretary, that you didn't memo me about these documents!" Sasuke snapped this happened almost every week. There was always something he had forgotten or had not been messaged about pre-hand.
"How dare you come into my office and yell at me!? Get out! GET OUT! Take these with you!" Neji picked up the boxes with the documents and thrusted them into the ravens chest. The raven was then kicked out of the office, half winded by the impact left from the boxes Sasuke managed to make it back to his own office in the attempt to collapse into a comfy chair.
"Hn-argh!" He couldn't see over the boxes and tripped over something. 'What was that? A cushion maybe? From where? Oh right the sofa in the corner.' The documents had been strewn across the floor, "Sasuke!" he felt something move against his own lips.
There was a muffled shout and it wasn't until Sasuke opened his eyes that he saw that he was pressed onto the intruder who had obstructed the door. The shock in Sasuke's eyes sent a wide grin to the impaled blonde beneath him. Sasuke felt his lips move in time to the blondes grin.
"Naruto!? You dobe, what are you doing!? Lying on the floor in the way!" He quickly got off of Naruto and he made a swift check through the clear walls to ensure that no one had seen them just now.
"Didn't know you were that happy to see me," Naruto was still grinning "I was going to surprise you by jumping out at you, so I was looking for a place to hide, then I dropped the key ring that I was playing with and it rolled under the desk and I was trying to find it"
"Naruto, what are you doing here?" the question was repeated.
"Oh me, well I got your reply and thought if you're stuck here and couldn't come to me, then I'd come here to visit you" he rubbed the back of his blonde head.
"Neji will flip out if he sees you" the raven paced around the room, his eyes kept darting to the intercom.
"Didn't you just get told off by him?"
"How did you…?" Naruto rubbed the back of his head again, and admitted that he had been listening behind the door. "I was walking past and I heard yelling, it sounded like you and I wanted to know what was going on"
"Hn, while I was e-mailing you I should have been decoding these" a hand gestured to all the paperwork on the floor. "Sasuke!" The intercom yelled. "Hn?" Sasuke pressed the receive button. "What?"
"Over here!" Ino waved through the windows and caught both Sasuke and Naruto's attention. "Naruto? What are you doing here?"
"What? Ino this intercom is supposed to be used for work purposes only not friendly chat!" He turned off the intercom and glanced at the clock. "Hn, two hours and I can leave"
"But Sasuke look they're leaving right now" they observed Shikamaru giving Ino a quick peck on the cheek as she exited the room. He followed after turning off his computer and the lights. "Let's go Naruto. If he gets to leave early so do I. I work more than he does so I think that's a valid enough reason."
The door to the bricked room opened and Neji stepped out, his shirt was wrinkled in places and strands of hair were sticking out of that long ponytail he was so intent on keeping. "Naruto pretend you're talking to me"
"Alright then so what do you want to pretend to talk about?" Sasuke studied Neji out of the corner of his eye, the brunette looked around the empty glass rooms and made a funny hand signal then walked off down towards the stairs. His secretary exited the office looking flustered with a satisfied look on her face. 'What was her name…I think it began with 'T'…Hn, now the boss is gone I can go'
Sasuke pushed Naruto out of the door and jammed the computers off button; grasping his keys he carefully locked the glass door. "Uchiha Sasuke! Where do you think you're going!?" a voice echoed over the main loud speaker.
"Damn it!" He had forgotten that Neji used his Byakugan to check if people were still working or in the building. "I was showing Naruto the … place" what wait no one was there to talk to face to face so why was he explaining his reasoning.
"Get back into your office, and work on those documents! I need them on my desk by tomorrow at the earliest!" The loud speaker went dead and Sasuke stomped back to his office. Naruto cautiously followed behind.
"I hate this job! Grr I want to do missions or work in that ramen shop with you instead! Anything would be better than this!" He collapsed onto his sofa. "Don't worry Sasuke you're just having a bad day" Naruto sat next to him allowing or rather encouraging Sasuke to rest his head on his shoulder. "I'm tired"
"Me too" Naruto rested his head on Sasuke's. The sofa was in the corner by the long windows that skirted the roof and the floor. They sat admiring the view for the best part of the first hour "I guess you better finish those documents before Neji has another go at you"
"Yeah…" Sasuke separated himself briefly from Naruto to reach down and grab a piece of paper tucked under the chair. "Hang on, this isn't my paperwork…"
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Memo from Hyuuga Neji
To Nara Shikamaru
Shikamaru, Tsunade-sama has given me a list of these documents that need to be decoded,
please have them ready on my desk tomorrow morning. I know you can do it better than anyone.
Neji
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"That lazy…!" Sasuke let the memo drop as his hands balled into fists. "Sasuke what are you going to do!?"
"Exactly what I should have done earlier"
"That is?"
"Take my dobe home and treat him to some ramen" Naruto looked excited but confused
"Um….?" His companion smirked and gathered all the pieces of paper scattered on the floor. He stapled the memo to the front and opened the door striding over to Neji's unlocked office. Instead if waltzing in like any normal person, a stressed Sasuke rammed the documents into the mail slot and dusted his hands off.
Grabbing his things for the second time that night Sasuke ushered Naruto out and locked the glass door. "So Naruto are we going to do an Ino and Shikamaru on the way out?"
"It's a bit late for that; maybe we should do the Naruto and Sasuke on the way out"
"Why the Naruto and Sasuke? Why not the Sasuke and Naruto?" he smiled as he lead Naruto down the corridor
"Because I called it, and Naruto and Sasuke has a better ring to it"
"Alright then" the raven smirked and cupped Naruto's face in his hands. He kissed Naruto as the blonde lent into him. He could feel Naruto objecting to being the one to accept the kiss instead of the one initiating it, but eventually felt him give in anyway.
They broke away a little while later, Naruto hugged close to Sasuke as they stared out of the windowed corridor. There was a security camera buzzing above their heads. It wasn't something that a flash of red and the art of the Sharingan couldn't fix.
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A\N: I'd been waiting to write a yaoi SasuNaru in an AU for a while XD It was a bit fluffy in places but yay it's kawaii all the same. XD Hope you enjoyed it!
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