** i dont own Tenchi and the tenchi girls....and i bCertainly dont own tenchis da.../b wait.....hes not in this story..my bad.**
Ryoko was sleeping in her bedroom one night when all of a sudden,..
Ayeka: **comes out of nowhere** WAKE UP! ITS MORING!
Ryoko: **wakes** huh? **Looks at the clock that is two o clock** WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM! LET ME GO TO SLEEP! **Falls asleep**
*Two minutes later*
Ayeka: WAKE UP! **smashes Ryoko with a hammer**
Ryoko: NO ONE HIT ME AND GET AWAY W/ IT! **throws Ayeka out the window**
Ayeka: I'm sugar high! **falls on the floor**
**that night everyone –except for Ayeka- is eating dinner and having tea**
Ryoko: so what the He|| was Ayeka's problem?
Tenchi: she got drunk….
Sasami: ….on tea. While you were sleeping Ayeka went and drunk one bottle of tea.
Then she started triping on every thing.
**Flashback**
Ayeka: I'm thirsty. ill just go get a cup of tea..
**Hour later**
**Ayeka drinks the whole bottle**
Ayeka: wow that was some D-mn fine tea
**Ayeka Trips over Ryo-Ohki**
**End flashback**
Sasami: and that's what really happen.
Washu: which means…. Ayeka is Drunk infinity x infinity…
Miroshi: D-mn…
**Ayeka Burst through the window and breaks the TV and goes in it**
Ayeka: IM A MOVIE STAR! **Sniff sniff** I SMELL TEA!
**sees Ryoko pouring tea in her cup**
Ayeka: MY TEA! **charges at Ryoko**
**Ryoko throws the pot of tea to Sasami**
Tenchi: run shes coming!
**Sasami runs up the stairs**
Ayeka: I
Really
Must
Have
Tea!
**Sasami runs near the window**
Ayeka: Give me
Give me
Give ME !!!!!!
Sasami: No! Ryo-Ohki attack!
Ryo-Ohki: Meow! **bits the *^*^%* out of Ayeka**
Ayeka: **Throws Ryo-Ohki out the window** **faces Sasami** I think you have something that belongs TO ME!
Sasami: I'm not giving it to you! (Some student at collage: Teacher! Sasami said something nasty!)
Washu: Over here! **is outside**
Sasami throws the Pot -still full of tea- to Washu…in slow motion
Tales from the vanna woods starts playing
Song: do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do ………
**While the song is playing Ayeka is trying to get the tea**
Song : do-do do-do-do do-do do-do do-do dododo
The song ends and Washu has the tea
Ayeka: **faces Sasami** You Dumb*&(&) sister! Your suppost to help me! **slaps Sasami**
Sasami: B|1C |-|! **Punches Ayeka in the B*** **
Ayeka: 0.0! **Sees Washu with the cup** HEY THAT'S MINE! **jumps out the window** I'm coming for my tea!!
Washu:** is off the cliff** come and get it!
Ayeka: **too drunk to notice Washu is on air, walks off the cliff and falls** AHHHHHHH **fart**
Washu: thank goodness I had anti-gravity boots! **hears a splat** … oh well **teleports back to Tenchi's house**
-End-
(c)Chomperz 2001
Ryoko was sleeping in her bedroom one night when all of a sudden,..
Ayeka: **comes out of nowhere** WAKE UP! ITS MORING!
Ryoko: **wakes** huh? **Looks at the clock that is two o clock** WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM! LET ME GO TO SLEEP! **Falls asleep**
*Two minutes later*
Ayeka: WAKE UP! **smashes Ryoko with a hammer**
Ryoko: NO ONE HIT ME AND GET AWAY W/ IT! **throws Ayeka out the window**
Ayeka: I'm sugar high! **falls on the floor**
**that night everyone –except for Ayeka- is eating dinner and having tea**
Ryoko: so what the He|| was Ayeka's problem?
Tenchi: she got drunk….
Sasami: ….on tea. While you were sleeping Ayeka went and drunk one bottle of tea.
Then she started triping on every thing.
**Flashback**
Ayeka: I'm thirsty. ill just go get a cup of tea..
**Hour later**
**Ayeka drinks the whole bottle**
Ayeka: wow that was some D-mn fine tea
**Ayeka Trips over Ryo-Ohki**
**End flashback**
Sasami: and that's what really happen.
Washu: which means…. Ayeka is Drunk infinity x infinity…
Miroshi: D-mn…
**Ayeka Burst through the window and breaks the TV and goes in it**
Ayeka: IM A MOVIE STAR! **Sniff sniff** I SMELL TEA!
**sees Ryoko pouring tea in her cup**
Ayeka: MY TEA! **charges at Ryoko**
**Ryoko throws the pot of tea to Sasami**
Tenchi: run shes coming!
**Sasami runs up the stairs**
Ayeka: I
Really
Must
Have
Tea!
**Sasami runs near the window**
Ayeka: Give me
Give me
Give ME !!!!!!
Sasami: No! Ryo-Ohki attack!
Ryo-Ohki: Meow! **bits the *^*^%* out of Ayeka**
Ayeka: **Throws Ryo-Ohki out the window** **faces Sasami** I think you have something that belongs TO ME!
Sasami: I'm not giving it to you! (Some student at collage: Teacher! Sasami said something nasty!)
Washu: Over here! **is outside**
Sasami throws the Pot -still full of tea- to Washu…in slow motion
Tales from the vanna woods starts playing
Song: do-do-do-do-do do-do do-do do-do-do-do-do do-do ………
**While the song is playing Ayeka is trying to get the tea**
Song : do-do do-do-do do-do do-do do-do dododo
The song ends and Washu has the tea
Ayeka: **faces Sasami** You Dumb*&(&) sister! Your suppost to help me! **slaps Sasami**
Sasami: B|1C |-|! **Punches Ayeka in the B*** **
Ayeka: 0.0! **Sees Washu with the cup** HEY THAT'S MINE! **jumps out the window** I'm coming for my tea!!
Washu:** is off the cliff** come and get it!
Ayeka: **too drunk to notice Washu is on air, walks off the cliff and falls** AHHHHHHH **fart**
Washu: thank goodness I had anti-gravity boots! **hears a splat** … oh well **teleports back to Tenchi's house**
-End-
(c)Chomperz 2001
