"Oh..." Vivi gawked, "We are SO fucked." Each word rolled off her tongue, slowly.

If a line had to be drawn somewhere, this would be it. Never mind what she went through to get here.

It first started when Vivi woke up in a medieval dungeon, and in the middle of being interrogated. Well, not her, but her best friend and roommate, Maire. Vivi was accused of being her accomplice. Not sure of what as her ears were still ringing. She picked up words such as "kill," "destroy," and "lying," throughout the conversation.

She thought she was dreaming as everything around her seemed... familiar. A sense of deja vu washed over her.

Vivi knew why the was the moment she stepped foot outside. and her head turned to look up. The sky has a tear in it, as if some one came by and punctured it with a needle. Different shades of green light came out of this giant hole, and a wistful mist. It looked sickly, and unnatural.. The grey stormy clouds that were present were being pulled in the hole's direction and ominously danced around it.

The Breach. Vivi was in Thedas, the fictional world of Dragon Age.

Key word: fictional. However, the aches in her muscles were too painful to be imaginary.

She wished she could say that was the craziest part of her day.

No. Far from it.

Maire was expected to close the Breach, and so she and Vivi (Maire refused to go anywhere without her) were escorted to a ruined temple, where the calamity took place. Demons fell from sky and impacted the world like raging comets. Along the way, one happened to crash land in front of them.

It was something out of a horror movie. The demon had risen from the ground, tall and lanky. It had grey rotten skin and long arms and appeared to be wearing a tattered clothing and a hood. However, the clothing seemed to be a part of it, like hair on a person's skull.

Vivi and Maire defeated it in the most uncanny way, with magic. Vivi nearly flipped her shit when a pulse of unseen force emitted from her body. Her encounter with the demon was over, but unfortunately more kept coming. Magic didn't come easily to Vivi, not like her best friend. Maire was summoning fireballs left and right, setting her enemies aflame in a glorious blaze.

Vivi settled with killing the demons the old fashion way, with a bow and arrow she found lying around.

Crazier and crazier things kept happening to her, not to mention more dangerous. Vivi traveled through a mountain pass barely wide enough for her to walk, while it was covered in snow. The winds blew harder the higher they got, Vivi's teeth chatter. She was forced to face not only demons, but giant spiders. Fuck did she hate spiders.

She would drawn the line that those eight legged Satan spawns. But those bitches had nothing on what she was witnessing right now.

It started with a vague vision of the past. The Fade that leaked from the Breach manifested an apparition of Vivi and Maire stumbling upon the murder of Divine Justinia V. The crime Vivi and Maire were accused committing back in the dungeons. Divine Justinia called out to the young women, to run and get help.

Vivi saw the glowing red eyes of the black shadowy figure looming over the Justinia. His echoing voice gave an order to kill her and Maire.

However, Vivi had no recollection of it, at all. She may have a terrible memory, but even she would remember something like that.

No, that's bullshit.

Much like the what was happening right now.

It wasn't long until after the vision evaporated, a pride demon stepped out of the Breach's rift.

Can't say she didn't have any part from attracting it...

The rift was closed, but not seal. In order to seal it properly, it had to be open.

The demon in front of her stood eighteen feet tall with raging bulky muscles. The spikes on his skin appeared on vulnerable areas of his body, almost like armor. Horns on top if its head extend outward and curled like flowing hair. Vivi counted seven eyes and they were black as night. It was like staring at small empty voids, and that send a chill down her spine. She almost missed the sparks of electricity flying around its body.

It revealed its large and many sharp teeth as it roared a hostile cry.

"NOW!" Screamed Cassandra, Vivi's jailer and a fearsome warrior. A force to be reckon with. She raised her sword in the air to signal an attack. Archers from above heed her command. Flaming arrows went airborne, but did not inflect any damage to the Fade creature. It chuckled - chuckled - at their attempt.

Vivi was expected to fight that purple Godzilla and win? Like hell!

"Vivi, look out!"

A boulder went flying in Vivi's direction, she barely dodged it. Vivi's foot got netted in the ruin's rubble during the process. She tripped, and her face was planted into the ground. The taste of choral dirt caught her tongue. Rocks scraped against the palm of her hands and she hissed. "Shit."

Immediately, someone lifted her off the ground. "Hey, focus!"

Vivi was staring at a pair of chocolate brown eyes that could only belong to Maire. She roughly took Vivi by the shoulders and shook her.

"We need a plan to take out that damn demon! How much do you remember about this boss fight?"

Vivi had only played through Dragon Age: Inquisition once, and she had not yet finished it.

"There's only one way I know how is closing the damn rift." Vivi said as she retrieved her bow and fallen arrows from the ground where she fell.

"Besides the obvious! Does it have weaknesses?"

"What? Maybe?!" Vivi shook her head.

"Maybe?" Maire repeated, sharply. She motioned her hand for Vivi to keep talking, but Vivi had nothing.

"Dude, I don't pay attention to that shit when I play tanks!"

Maire look like she wanted to struggle her. "Oh, my god. Vivi. Alright. Fine. So we have to get to the rift. But that's a problem. It's practically guarding it - crap, move!"

Vivi understood why, another flying boulder was aimed in their direction. Maire and Vivi sprinted out of the way, hiked their legs high. The boulder rammed into the ruin's walls, and impact made a dent. Vivi couldn't help but gulp at the sight, she skirmished another close call.

They were out of breath, but still had energy to burn. Vivi had played as a forward in soccer back in high school, and she recalled Maire had ran cross country. It might had been a life time ago, but they still remembered their breathing exercises they were taught.

"Yeah, no fucking kidding." Vivi observed the obstacle between them and their goal. "We'll have to lure it away somehow, maybe with a distraction?" She thought out loud.

"With what? It's already being shot at with Solas' magic and arrows that are on fire-"

Words died out as Vivi's attention was drawn to the Pride demon's position. The twenty soldiers surrounding at its feet wouldn't let it advance. Vivi worried because they'll be crushed, either by being stomped on or being kicked across the temple. She couldn't have either happen to them.

"Vivi, are you even listening?!"

She didn't answer Maire, instead blurt out the first idea that came to mind. "We can bait it."

"What?" It came out higher than Maire's normal pitch. "And how do you suppose we do that? One of us going up to it and yelling, "hey look at me, I'm a distraction!" then run away? That won't exactly go SUPER well."

Vivi considered it. "That doesn't sound half bad."

Maire's mouth gaped open, like a fish. "Oh you can't be fucking serious."

"Best plan we got so far." Vivi countered. "I'll distract it, while you go to the rift."

"No!"

"You have to. You're more in tune with magic than me-"

"That doesn't make any sense. THIS!" Maire held her left hand, the green mark imbedded in her skin was trapped in a constant cycle of adjusting its brightness, much like a flickering light bulb. "This can't close a rift that size on its own! Because YOU" -She pointed a finger Vivi - "have the other half of the mark."

At the mention, the same glowing green light appeared on Vivi's hand. A small spark, and slowly died down, as if it was going back to sleep.

Maire was right, but Vivi didn't have the patience to wait for the soldiers to lure it away. More importantly, she also didn't want to risk their lives in doing so.

Quickly, before Maire could stop her, Vivi was grabbed hold of her quiver strap and took off running. Vivi cried over her shoulder. "Just get to the rift, do what you can!"

Even among the sword clashing and colliding battle magic, she could hear Maire screaming in protest. Vivi stood right in front of the towering creature of nightmares, dear fuck it was bigger than she thought.

There was no turning back the moment she shouted. "HEY, ASSHOLE!"

As if the pride demon had sense Vivi's anger building up, all seven eyes had locked on to her. Vivi jump up and down while waving her hands in the air like a mad woman... well she was a mad woman just for doing this.

"Yeah, I'm talking to you! Walking, talking sin over here!"

Vivi pointed at herself. "Can't you sense the know-it-all pride coming off me!" She boasted loudly, her throat began to hurt. "I know everything! In fact, I saw what was coming for the last ten years. I've play these games before, fucker. That's right! Me!"

That certainly got its attention. Vivi began to walk backward and the pride demon followed.

Keep focusing on me, keep focusing on me, Vivi thought over and over.

In the corner of her eye, she saw Marie make a dash towards the large rift with Solas, an elven mage, right by her side.

"Come on, you dumb fuck!" Vivi continued to taunt. "I'm sure it pisses you off that I can coerce everyone's fate, including yours. I have the power!" There was a sense of truth behind her words, and the creature knew or else it wouldn't have snarled the way it did. A whip of lighting was conjured from its hand. Vivi watched as the demon raised its hand, ready to strike down for an attack.

"Oh fuck." She cursed.

Even with all the soccer training in the world, Vivi realized she wouldn't be able to dodge it. In a blink, the enraged demon was roaring in agony. The whip disappeared, dissolved into sparks, and she watched the enemy get down on one knee. Its back was hunch forward, as if it suddenly carrying the world on its shoulders and the weight was crushing the demon.

"It defense is striped! Now is our chance." Vivi heard Cassandra's booming voice. "Wear it down!"

She charged along with other foot soldiers for an assault. Their swords clashed against the pride demon's giant thighs. The monstrous creature smacked them away, or try to. Vivi's attention was drawn to Marie's position. Her friend's knees were bent and saw Marie's breathing heavily through her mouth, she at the breaking point of collapsing.

The magic that poured out of her hand was draining her, Vivi knew. But with how exhausted she appeared, Vivi thought Maire was using her own soul to seal the Breach.

Solas was moving his lips and Marie's response was a head shake. Shortly after, she fell on the ground on her knees, much like the demon had. However, Marie refused to drop her hand. Vivi met with the elf's worried gaze. The look said it all, Vivi needed by her side. NOW.

Mid-run, Vivi's path was cut off by a titan's size hand. She stumbled over her feet but regain her balance immediately. Her eyes traced it back to the pride demon glaring down at her.

"Fuck off!" Vivi lashed out.

Marie was in trouble and she'd be damn if that fucking thing stopped her. Without a second thought, Vivi took an arrow from her quiver and draw back her bow to aim it at its face. She released her attack seconds later, and her arrow hit one of its black eyes.

Scored!

Vivi's victory was short lived she saw Marie was no longer attending to the rift. The pride demon was free to move and the first thing it did was wipe away the arrow that gushed its eye out. It released a thunderous roar that made the temple ruins quake.

Cassandra's warning rained over the battle field. "More are coming through the rift!"

Maire's attempt to close it had drawn more unwanted attention. An overwhelming number of shades had risen from ground, at their feet, in a puff of black vapor. Every solider scattered to get away and better prepare themselves in a different position.

Cassandra did the same as the pride demon rose back on its feet and electricity orbits around its massive body. Vivi had no choice but to retreat, in the opposite direction of Maire. She watched as the lighting magic flown to its hand and formed back into a whip. He had his sights set on her, Vivi recognized.

Her plan to be bait worked a little too well. She should have ran farther away, put more distance between her and the demon, but that would be getting farther way from Maire. She couldn't have that. No way.

Vivi snarled. "Bring it on, asshole!"

Raw emotions -worry, stubbornness, anger, most of all urgency- coursed through Vivi like a tidal wave, the same ones that unleashed her magic the first time. She felt a something ignite within her and coiled like a spring. Pressured built up. She felt that power's pressed against her, seeking to be released, and Vivi had no desire to hold it back.

Maire... she needed to help her, to defend her, to protect her.

Vivi's body acted before she comprehend what had happen. Like a ripple in the water, the magic responded that same way to her thoughts. A gravitational force pulsated from her body. The soldiers and demons within close proximity were knocked down to ground. Her magic has protected her by functioning as her expansive shield. As lighting collided with the invisible force, it dissemble into tiny sparks.

The demon's response was an animalistic growl follow by a sound of static. It was charging for another strike. Vivi's mind experience another rush of emotion, this time of panic. She didn't think she could summon that type of magic, at least not in time to block its second incoming attack.

The pride demon was caught off guard. It flinched when an arrow embedded in the dent of its cheek. More arrows came flying and hit the cracks in between the skin of its neck. The damage made the enormous purple creature take a step back, it even stumble over his footing. Vivi saw dark liquid trickling down. Blood.

She didn't think it was possible for the demon to bleed. There was no blood when she gushed one of its eyes out.

"What does it take to kill that damn thing?" Varric appeared next to her, his crooked nose scrunch up with his tight frown. "Bianca is feeling insulted."

"You saved my ass." Vivi let out a sigh of relief. That was the first long breath she was able to take in since the fight began, she noticed and inhaled other one. She could feel some of the stress leaving her body in the second exhale. "Thanks."

"Well, you're going to be saving all ours and the world's. I say that's an even trade and then some." Varric cocked his crossbow and shot at a few enclosing shades that were coming towards them. "Stargazer isn't looking to good. Go to her, I got you covered!"

Vivi nodded, her heart was pounding as she raced towards the giant rift.

"Maire!" Vivi rushed to her side, which made Solas step away. "Holy shit, are you okay?"

"Does it look like I'm fucking okay?!" Maire hissed as the magic kept getting zapped out of her.

What a stupid question, Vivi had thought.

"It's too much for her." Said the elf. "The mark she has is too weak to fully close the Breach. What made you think she could do it on her own?!"

Vivi snarled at his scolding. "It was better than nothing! And someone had leer the demon away, we couldn't exactly close it with that thing standing guard."

"Yes, I am pleased you accomplished that, but at the cost of being a target."

Vivi stood up to yell at him. "Solas, if you haven't fucking noticed. EVERYONE IS A TARGET!"

"Thedas is on the bridge of destruction and you two are arguing?" Maire interjected. "Shut up and do something productive!"

Solas and Vivi exchanged glares, but a thick silence lingered. A wordless agreement was made between them, for Maire's sake (and the world's) to put their differences aside. Solas took a step in moving forward, from both in a metaphorical and literal sense.

"Marie is right. There are more important tasks at hand." The apostate elf spun his staff in his hand dramatically. Vivi hadn't noticed while they were talking, shades surrounded them. Solas fended off the lesser demons with fast pacing twirls it, and bolts of ice magic were shot from the tip. "I will put up a ward, that will buy you time."

"And what about tall, dark, and ugly? It's not going to exactly leave me alone."

Solas looked as if he wanted to make a comment about it, but decided against it.

"Worry about closing the Breach, nothing else." He called out over his shoulder as he walked away to admit himself in the fight. Vivi suppressed her urge to roll her eyes half way through. Her gaze aimed at the world ending sky.

It was more imitating up close. Straight above her was a swirling vortex. The snow clouds were gravitated to the middle, to the blinding light, and disappeared into the beyond. Time stood still at the center, or so it appeared that way. Large boulders were suspended in midair ominously. Flashes of green surfaced among the grey clouds like wild lighting.

"Vivi!" Maire snapped her out of her thoughts. "Hurry up!"

Vivi panicked."What?"

"Now!" Cassandra's voice projected, louder than she ever been. It startled Vivi to whipping her head in Cassandra's direction.

Vivi couldn't believe her eyes. Casandra, Varric, and the soldiers had the pride demon kneeling. Solas conjured the strongest ice magic and freeze the large demon's legs in its place. Varric's crossbow had a graveling feature, a metal rope was twisted around its wrist like a leash. Soldiers were lined up and with their combine strength, they immobilize the hand. Archers stationed at higher ground shot their arrows at its shoulders and head. Impressive, Vivi stared in awe, but that won't hold it for long.

Cassandra spun around, Vivi could see the urgent expression plastered on her face. "DO IT!"

The warrior was clear as a bell. On instinct Vivi put her hand toward the Breach.

The Fade seeping out of the rift was being drawn by the marking on her hand. She had the let the power flow through her, focusing very ounce into repairing this damn thing. She imagine the mark as the needle, and pulsated the magic as a stitching pattern to close the fabric between both planes. Behind the dramatic light show, she could feel the rift drafting her. Vivi thought for a moment she was closing a black hole. Muscles in her arm started to ache from the strange gravitated pull. She was afraid that her limb might get torn off her body.

The magic pouring out of her hand was getting too much for her to bare. Vivi fell to on one knee as the pain consumed her. Its as if thousand tiny pins and needle were living in her skin.

One word kept repeating in Vivi's mind, like a mantra. Fuck!

Effects of Maire and Vivi's power began to mold the rift's shape. The more magic the went into the rift, the more compact it became. It had reach its breaking point and all the power that was absorbed was released as explosion of blinding light. Magic that emanated from the blast had flared straight into the sky at the center of the Breach.

It was the last thing Vivi saw before her fell into the sea of the unconscious.


Author's Note

Yes, this was inspired by a fortune cookie I gotten when I was eating Panda express. Word to word. I couldn't help but laugh. I've finally gotten around to playing Dragon Age Inquisition, and I've noticed my roommate is always helping me making the morally right decisions. Next thing I know, I'm saying "We're the Inquisitor!"

Then it hit me. I have never read a fic where there was two inquisitors. I thought this would be fun to write. If there is two or more character acting as inquisitors, send it to me. I'd love to read it.