It was a regular night in Canterlot. Discord, the now reformed draconequus was in the princesses throne room.
"Greetings Discord," Celestia said as she and Luna came walking in "How was your day?"
"It was alright," Discord began "I poofed up muffins for Derpy since Pinkie and her friends are at yhe Crystal Kingdom,"
"Yes," Luna said "Twilight was ever so excited that Cadence and Armor new child would be due soon. And she requesred to be there to help her delivery any way she could,"
(There is a rumor that Cadence will have a baby named Skyla come season 4)
"Also I helped the Apple family at there barn, they'll be swimming in bits after eveypony tries those apples. Took care of the weather. Fed Fluttershy's pets (he had to hypnotize Angel bunny to eat). And gave Snowflake bigger wings
"Seems you are truly learning friendship well Discord," Celestia said "I'm proud of you."
"Was a bit dull," Discord said
"Doing the right thing is its own reward," Celestia said
Just then Discord got an idea for some chaotic fun
"You're right Celestia," he said as he went over to hug her
Celestia was a bit suprised at this, yet hugged back to.
Yet just then Luna was suprised as her sister was turning grey. Celestia was being Discorded
Yet before the princess of the night could utter a cry in her Canterlot voice, Discored used his powers to stretch his arms and touch her as well. Discording Luna as well,"
"I wonder what you opposite selves will be like." Discord said
Just then Discord felt a pair of lips touch his own. Followed by some major tounge action
"Oh yes," Celestia said as they parted
"Celestia what was..?"
"Celestia?" The princess said "You got my name wrong dear."
The raiser of the sun flashed her booty at the draconequus. Which for some reason looked bigger than before. "My name is Molestia,"
"Molestia?" Discord said
He shot a glance at Luna to see how she was acting
"Haza! We have sniped you zombie!" Luna said now having a playstation 3, TV, and Call of Duty Black Ops 2.
"Yes! The points have been doubled!" Luna said
Molestia shoved her butt towards Discord
"Say Discord?" She asked "Are you chaotic in the bed to?"
"I...Uh..." Discord was at a loss for words
"C'mon," Molestia said "I bet you can make this little guy as big as you want right?"
Discord soon felt his "little guy" in Molestias mouth. He was getting a blow job!
"Ohhhhhhhhhh," Discord said feeling the pleasure of the experience
Molestia looked up at him with seductive eyes.
Discord poofed up a bed, and a do not disturb sign on the throne room door. Luna was to zoned into popping zombie ass to care about what yhey were going to do.
And boy did they do it! Long, hard, passonet. All those words failed to describe how crasy they were. Or how wet and white they made the bed.
"Whoa," Discord said smoking a cigarette once they were done
"You're good," Molestia said also puffing
"I kinda don't want to change her back," Discord thought. "Yet Twilight and her friends will turn me intonstone twice cause of this,"
So Discord changed everything back to normal.
"Huh?" Celestia said, no longer Molestia
"Why do I feel like wanting to have fun?" Luna said
"And what's that smell?" Celestia said smelling the faint odor of sex.
"I don't smell anything," Discord said "Oh my time to give Angel Bunny his dinner,"
Discord poofed away
The end
