*everyone gathers around table and takes a seat at their place mat*
MistoFan10: I don't have one!
Me: Have this one
*hands lawn chair and puts it against table*
MistoFan10: It's too small!
Me: Either stand or sit
MistoFan10 (grumbling): Invite me over here, and this is what I get? Well… meh.
Me: Okay… let's get this show on the road! Time for roll call! Um… Rosebud5?
Rosey: Here, ma'am.
Me: Oh, hey! How'd ya doing?
Rosey: Yes.
Me: What?
Rosey: I said yes! Don't talk back to me!
Me: Uh… alrighty…
Rosey: You're not even old enough to do that! And in someone else's house? You are sad. Sadly sad… where am I?
Me: You may sit
Rosey: Okay! Thank you!
Me: Uh… MistoFan10?
MistoFan10: Here!
Me: Oh, hi! I haven't seen you all day!
MistoFan10: Uh… okay.
Me: r1y2r3e4s? How do you pronounce that?
r1y2r3e4s: r1y2r3e4s!
Me: Um. Alright. x-Stage-STARR-x?
x-Stage-STARR-x: Here and ready for take off, sir!
Me: … take off?
x-Stage-STARR-x: It said on the invination we would be going to the moon!
Me: We're having a Thanksgiving dinner!
x-Stage-STARR-x: Isn't that the same thing?
Me: *sigh* Missa Catlover?
Missa Catlover: I am here!
Me: Okay, just double checking!
Missa Catlover: Will we get to hug a cat yet?
Me: Wha?
Missa Catlover: Hug a cat… you know what a cat is, right?
Me: I think so.
Missa Catlover: So do we get to hug a cat?
Me: Fantasia-the-Crazy?
Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISTO!
Me: Yes, yes Misto.
Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISSTTOO!
Me: … Okay… ?
: Here! When do we get the turkey? I came for the turkey. Is it big?
Me: It's 76 ounces.
: *gasp*
Me: *facepalm* jelliclesoul635?
jelliclesoul635: hey, how are ya?
Me: How've you been?
jelliclesoul635: eh, I've been better.
Me: Are you enjoying the wine?
jelliclesoul635: wine? We have wine?
Me: no… no we don't… um… MacavityManiac?
MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!
Me: Yes… Macavity.
MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!
Me: Will this ever end?
MacavityManiac: no. MACAVITY!
Rosey: PAYDON!
Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISTO!
MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!
Me: Oh, look what you've done!
MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!
Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISTO!
Rosey: PAYDON!
Me: *sigh* finally, last but not least, BroadwayKhaos.
*cricket churps*
Me: BroadwayKhaos?
*more cricket churps*
Me: where is she?
Miss Catlover: Is she making chaos on Broadway?
Me: Probably planning out November Jellicle Week… anyway… let's get on with the festives… tonight… there shall be a special appearance of some Jellicles…
MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!
Me: THAT are some people's OC's.
Rosey: PAYDON!
MacavityManiac: SOMEONE SIMILAR TO MACAVITY!
MistoFan10: May I have a larger chair?
Me: No…
*HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I KNOW IT'S EARLY, BUT I'LL BE OUT OF TOWN, SO, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
