*everyone gathers around table and takes a seat at their place mat*

MistoFan10: I don't have one!

Me: Have this one

*hands lawn chair and puts it against table*

MistoFan10: It's too small!

Me: Either stand or sit

MistoFan10 (grumbling): Invite me over here, and this is what I get? Well… meh.

Me: Okay… let's get this show on the road! Time for roll call! Um… Rosebud5?

Rosey: Here, ma'am.

Me: Oh, hey! How'd ya doing?

Rosey: Yes.

Me: What?

Rosey: I said yes! Don't talk back to me!

Me: Uh… alrighty…

Rosey: You're not even old enough to do that! And in someone else's house? You are sad. Sadly sad… where am I?

Me: You may sit

Rosey: Okay! Thank you!

Me: Uh… MistoFan10?

MistoFan10: Here!

Me: Oh, hi! I haven't seen you all day!

MistoFan10: Uh… okay.

Me: r1y2r3e4s? How do you pronounce that?

r1y2r3e4s: r1y2r3e4s!

Me: Um. Alright. x-Stage-STARR-x?

x-Stage-STARR-x: Here and ready for take off, sir!

Me: … take off?

x-Stage-STARR-x: It said on the invination we would be going to the moon!

Me: We're having a Thanksgiving dinner!

x-Stage-STARR-x: Isn't that the same thing?

Me: *sigh* Missa Catlover?

Missa Catlover: I am here!

Me: Okay, just double checking!

Missa Catlover: Will we get to hug a cat yet?

Me: Wha?

Missa Catlover: Hug a cat… you know what a cat is, right?

Me: I think so.

Missa Catlover: So do we get to hug a cat?

Me: Fantasia-the-Crazy?

Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISTO!

Me: Yes, yes Misto.

Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISSTTOO!

Me: … Okay… ?

: Here! When do we get the turkey? I came for the turkey. Is it big?

Me: It's 76 ounces.

: *gasp*

Me: *facepalm* jelliclesoul635?

jelliclesoul635: hey, how are ya?

Me: How've you been?

jelliclesoul635: eh, I've been better.

Me: Are you enjoying the wine?

jelliclesoul635: wine? We have wine?

Me: no… no we don't… um… MacavityManiac?

MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!

Me: Yes… Macavity.

MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!

Me: Will this ever end?

MacavityManiac: no. MACAVITY!

Rosey: PAYDON!

Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISTO!

MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!

Me: Oh, look what you've done!

MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!

Fantasia-the-Crazy: MISTO!

Rosey: PAYDON!

Me: *sigh* finally, last but not least, BroadwayKhaos.

*cricket churps*

Me: BroadwayKhaos?

*more cricket churps*

Me: where is she?

Miss Catlover: Is she making chaos on Broadway?

Me: Probably planning out November Jellicle Week… anyway… let's get on with the festives… tonight… there shall be a special appearance of some Jellicles…

MacavityManiac: MACAVITY!

Me: THAT are some people's OC's.

Rosey: PAYDON!

MacavityManiac: SOMEONE SIMILAR TO MACAVITY!

MistoFan10: May I have a larger chair?

Me: No…

*HAPPY THANKSGIVING! I KNOW IT'S EARLY, BUT I'LL BE OUT OF TOWN, SO, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!