Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own D. Gray-Man, because if I did, things would be a lot more like gravitation Nor do I own any of the individual character, much to my disappointment. But anyway, he we go, the first part of D. Gray-Man's on going prank wars. XD let the fun begin.
Kanda's eye gave an angry twitch as he sat at the table; drumming his fingers so hard into the table it was leaving dents.
"Kanda-chan, you lost!" A vein in the blue haired mans head was dangerously close to bursting.
"You know what that means" Lavi smirked from the other side of the room, in his one hand was a brush, and in the other were a couple of hair ties. Well, and some bobby pins. And hair spray. And other things one might need for tormenting the swordsman.
"No." Kanda growled, shoved his chair back and standing up. Lavi moved forward, shoving the things into Allen's nervous hands to walk over to Kanda, blocking the man's exit.
"You have no choice!" Lavi sang out, taking the other man by the arm. Allen looked a little more nervous, as Kanda was glaring at him. Lavi helped Kanda back into the seat, where the blue haired man promptly crossed his arms, wondering where they had hid his innocence.
"You did swear on your honor as a swordsman….." Allen through in, a smile creeping onto his face in spite of himself. Kanda's glare could have spilt a rock. To bad it could seem to get through the door. In short, Kanda had gotten caught up in a card game with Allen and Lavi. Lavi wasn't very good at cards, but Kanda was worse. He would later find out they had plotted it that way on purpose.
"This is ridicules and childish." He muttered, glaring into the wall and Lavi summoned Allen over, and started to pull the hair tie out of Kanda's hair. The man flinched and stood up, blue hair spilling in waves around his body.
"NO." He snapped, his hand out for the hair tie back. Lavi smirked while Allen backed up a little.
"You want to know where Mugan is?" Kanda blew out a frustrated sigh, slamming back into the chair, arms firmly crossed.
"Yeah!" Lavi sang out, getting the brush from Allen, and started to pull it through Kanda's hair. It wasn't hard, the man took rather good care of his hair. Kanda's fingers drummed angrily into the table top as Lavi pulled Kanda's bangs back, and continued to brush it, Allen helping to hold the things they would need. After fifteen agonizing minutes to Kanda, Lavi was finished. Allen held back a laugh as the man angrily stood up, his proud blue hair up in two long pigtails, both French braided from the top of his head. Kanda growled, his hand out, almost reaching for Lavi's neck.
"Happy? Now where is it?" He hissed, flinging one of the offending pigtails out of his face angrily.
"Remember, all day." Allen commented, ignoring the man's glare and gathering up the things they had borrowed from Linalee.
"I know that!" Kanda snapped back, and Lavi sighed, going to track down Mugan. Kanda was fuming. They were going to pay for this………….Lavi came back, and Kanda snatched his beloved sword out of Lavi's hands, and immediately released it.
"Now Kanda……." Lavi muttered nervously, and with a cry of laughter, tore out of the room. Allen wasn't far behind. Kanda growled, and ran after them, sword raised.
"Kanda?" Kanda froze in the doorway. Komui and all his helpers, and a large group of finders where outside his door. All had the same expression on there face. Some where even doubled up, holding in laughter, knowing if they laughed, they very well might die. The vein was back in Kanda's forehead, throbbing painfully.
"I have a m-mission for y-you, buahahahhahahahahaha!" Komui burst out laughing, holding his sides, and falling to the floor. Kanda growled, and soon it was at Komui's throat. That sobered him up pretty quick.
"Ah, yes, as I was saying, you have a mission. Here are you papers….." Kanda snatched them out of the mans hand and was off down the hall at an incredibly fast pace. Soon, the whole hall was ringing with sounds of hysterical laughter.
"H-hhahah-how did you manage that?" One of the finders managed to gasp out, and Lavi grinned, and Allen gave a light smile.
"Asked him to a game of cards." Lavi started laughing as well, and soon everyone was in tears.
Kanda could hear them down the hall, and he growled, storming out the door and down to the lift. Oh, how they would pay……..
So Kanda plots his revenge, stay tuned for next charpter!
