Logan: Hey James can you help me with something
James: Sure Whats up Logan
Logan: Well you know the new girl Lucy
James: Oh Kendall's new girl yeah what about her
Logan: I need you to help me land a date with her
James: Fine but only cause Camille like Kendall
Logan: Okay so what should I do
James: Write her a song
Logan: Are you sure this will work
James: Yes
(That Night)
Logan: I have a song I'd like to dedicate to my friend Lucy
Kendall: Wait What (angrily)
Logan: 8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Lucy, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rock metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She likes the Godsmack and I like Bg Time Rush
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some Fans and a boyfirend
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rock metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with blond hair
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does long hair make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and red streaks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to be her baby!
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rock metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow blond hair
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped...moped...
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
Kendall: Logan What the heck Lucy's my girlfriend
Logan: Sorry man but I love her
(Lucy run up on stage)
Lucy: I love you too Logan
James: And that's how it should be
