The egg chased Kody down the hallway, its high heels tapping as it sprinted after the boy. Kody, panting heavily, rounded the corner to try to escape the fetus trapped in a shell. The sprinting egg reached maximum velocity and hurtled into Kody, causing him to piss his pants and lose consciousness. "I am egg-chan." the egg whispers, as it drags Kody's body into the gym.
Kody wakes up to see the seducive egg standing over him. Kody gasps as the egg takes out its shlong. Kody, in tears, tries to back away from the sexual offender.
"I told you," Kody says, gasping, "it's over."
"Kody-sempai," the egg speaks "I still love you, desu!"
Kody manages to get up from under the egg and he stumbles towards the gym door in a panic. The egg, with its love stick still out, rushed towards the boy swiftly. Kody pushed the door open frantically and nearly tripped as he sprinted out the door and towards the first building. The egg was still advancing towards Kody, its doinker flapping against its legs. Kody slipped,and fell down the stairs between the buildings. The egg jumped on top of him, its wankie above Kody's face. In defence, Kody punched the egg's ding dong and got to his feet and kept absconding. The egg laid in pain on the steps, its 100% all beef thermometer throbbing in anguish.
"Kody-sempai," the egg gasps in pain, "why must you hurt me?"
Kody didn't respond as he quickly entered the first building.
Kody ran up the stairs near the science wing and headed down the dark hallway. A classroom door was ajar. Kody entered the room cautiously and placed himself under the teacher's desk.
After a couple minutes, Kody heard the faint tapping of high heels on the school floor. The egg was advancing towards him, its bologna pony probably still hanging out. The egg approached the classroom Kody was hiding in and entered slowly. Kody knew he had to do something about his crazy ex. Kody jumped out from the desk and punched the egg where its face should be. The egg stumbled into a wall, cracking the top of its head. The egg fell to the ground, its stinky pickle now fallen. Kody let out a sigh of relief as he exited the room and slowly walked down the hallway. His fight with the menacing egg was over. He made his way towards the school exit when suddenly the egg body slammed him to the ground. The egg slapped Kody in the face with its magic wand. Kody let out a pained groan as the egg slapped him once again with its divine rod. The egg slowly started to pull Kody's pants off of him. Kody knew he had to do something. He didn't want to be impregnated by the egg. Again.
Kody drove his foot into the egg's love muscle. The egg screeched violently and it fell back. Kody pulled his pants back up and stumbled towards the door and sprinted all the way home.
It was night and Kody was drifting off to sleep in his bed. The door to his bedroom creaked open. Kody thought he was dreaming until he felt the warmth of a power drill on his cheek. Kody screamed and turned to see the egg standing there, with its damaged captain winky hanging down.
"I still love you," the egg gasps.
Kody gave the shell fetus a strange look as he kicked its yogurt slinger. But, however, this time it did not stop the egg.
"I'm sorry, Kody-sempai," the egg cries, "I'm doing this for your own good." The egg launches itself onto Kody's shoulders and wraps it's legs around his neck. With a twist of its DNA rifle and its legs, it snaps Kody's neck. Kody falls to the ground, dead. The egg kneels by its dead lover and cries.
