Bill Cipher, the odd triangle that he was,
watched a house far away from the falls
just because.

While watching that house,
more quiet than a mouse,
something he did spy
that made his single eye grow wide.

A bag of chips,
not yet opened by little snips.
Doritos, to be exact
( It's a fact. )

Note it was love at first sight,
not love at first bite.
Bill loved those Doritos, it was true,
somewhat like me and reviews.

Yet those Doritos would not return the feeling,
a startling fact that left everyone reeling.
Bill was upset. Well than.
He just needed a plan.

But then, a small child entered the room.
Little did Bill know the kid would be the Dorito's doom.
The kid ate the Doritos, while Bill watched in fear,
as Bill ran screaming, he swore that he would never again hold Doritos dear.

So, it's my brother's fault there are no Bill- Dorito hybrids,
and I don't know whether to thank him or wreck his Lego bridge.