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Mikasa: Wait. . .why am I . . and then I . . with . .Oh. OH ! REMOVE THAT! RIGHT NOW! *stabs blade right next to His head*

Me: Ok, now we can be resonable about this right? r. . Right?! EREN DISCLAIMER NOW!

Eren: ThatCrazyGuyDownTheAlley or Erik does not own Attack on Titan!

"Oh hey Mikasa, how are you!" Eren said before getting hit in the head with the hilt of one of her blades, knocking him unconscious, before beginning to slowly drag his unconscious body to her bedroom. "Err, Mikasa, what are you doing with Eren and why are you dragging him in the general direction of your room?" Armin asked, an eyebrow rose as she passed by. "Shut up shota bait, you didn't see anything." She said, continuing to drag him to her room. "She called me shota bait. . ." Armin said before sinking into depression.

As Mikasa kept dragging Eren, she came upon Captain Levi. "Mikasa, I am going to have to ask as to what you are doing with my subordinate" Levi demanded. "Leave me alone shorty." She said, sending Levi into his own fit of depression. "She called me short . . . I'm not short" before joining Armin in his depression. Her trail of causing depression continued with calling Connie bald, Sasha an over eater and Jean horse face before finally making it to her room, all while not noticing the pile of depression that she left behind.

She then continued to throw and tie Eren to her bed before slapping him awake. "What is the meaning of this Mikasa!" he yelled, extremely freaked out before he looked into her eyes and saw hunger. "Mine . . . You're mine." she mumbled out, before continuing her actions, which, most of you can imagine what they were. "Wait Mikasa, don't! No! Ahh! No wait! Let me think about Thi-Mmmf! *moan*"

Armin: "Shota bait. . Im not Shota Bait. . ."

Levi: "I ain't short. . ."

Connie: "I'm not bald. . .am I?"

Jean: "Horse Face. . . my crush called me horseface"

Sasha: "Over eater. . .I'm not fat!"

Me: Shhh. . .its ok .

Hope you enjoyed my story! RnR!