Dave was sitting on a bench in front of a shitty burger place in Disney World. God he hated the smell of their burgers. He thought they might serve better food here since this is supposed to be "The happiest place on earth". He thought about how stupid parents are for bringing their kids here. They just whine about the heat the whole time. Even he gets hot. It's usually over 100 degrees and when it isn't, it sure still feels like it is because of the humidity. He really hates it here. So why did he take this job?

He was offered a manger job in the "Magic Kingdom" section of Disney World and was forced to take it, since he had no money since he was fired from his last job. He really hates all the workers. They honestly spill shit and don't clean it up. Then they just step on it all day. It's goddamn unsanitary. As he is thinking about this, a worker does exactly that. Dave jumps up from the bench and starts to walk over when he starts hearing something. It sounds like somebody might be yelling his name.

"DAVE!" He realizes its Karkat. Karkat is a worker in "Frontierland" who runs the games. Dave really hated this shit. He doesn't respect his managers and mouths off constantly. He wonders what this douche wants.

"DAVE YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW."

"Karkat, please. I have my eyes on bigger fish."

"WHAT? N-NO, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!" He looks embarrassed. "YOU NEED TO FOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW. THERE'S AN EMERGENCY."

"Goddamn it Karkat. What did you manage to fuck up this time?"

"SHUT UP YOU ASSHAT. I DIDN'T DO SHIT."

"Then why am I following you?"

"THERE IS NO WAY OF GETTING INFORMATION THROUGH YOUR THICK ASS SKULL. LIVES ARE IN DANGER!"

"Shit. What's going on?"

"WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW ME LIKE I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU DO TO THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?"

"Jesus, fine." Dave begins to run after Karkat, who is going back towards frontierland. Everything looks normal to him. He keeps running until he sees John. He's leaning over a fence, looking frantic. He turns his head and meets Dave's eyes. He thinks John's eyes are a beautiful blue.

"Dave? Please help. I don't…I don't know what to do," John says. Dave looks at him and starts to worry. Poor John, over working himself all the time. He should really take a few days off.

"DAVE. LOOK OVER THE FENCE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT." Dave walks over to the fence and peers into the water. You can hardly see it, but there's a crocodile swimming around. Crocodiles are Florida's number one predator.

"How did it fucking get in here?"

"I-I don't know. I'm sorry, Dave." John looks super distraught. Dave figures it probably wasn't his fault. It was probably Karkat's fault.

"Calm down John, I highly doubt this is your fault. Karkat, how did you let this happen?"

"WHAT?! I WORK GAMES. MY JOB IS NOT TO KEEP FUCKING CROCIDILES FROM GETTING IN THE WATER. QUIT BLAMING EVERYTHING ON ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HUGE MAN-CRUSH ON JOHN!" Dave froze. Oh shit. He looks over at John, who turns his head away to hide the fact that he's blushing.

"I'm, uh, going to go call someone to get it. Karkat, watch the crocodile."

"WHAT? NO! I HAVE A FUCKING GAME TO RUN. JOHN CAN WATCH THE CROCODILE."

"No, I told you to-"

"DAVE! I don't mind watching the crocodile." Dave looks at John with a horrified look on his face. He couldn't let John watch it. What if it snapped at him? No way.

"John, get back to work and that's final. Karkat! You WILL watch this crocodile, or you're fired." John looks extremely angry.

"Dave, I can do it. I'm 20 years old. I can handle myself." Dave really couldn't let that happen.

"John, for the last time, GET BACK TO WORK!" Everyone was silent. Dave had never raised his voice at John before. John stomped away.

"Stay here, douchebag." Dave walks away, leaving Karkat to watch the crocodile. He would have to call his brother's boyfriend, Jake. He didn't know his number, but his brother worked in the park. That's how he got the job. He would just ask him for Jake's number. Jake's a crocodile saver. He takes crocodiles that get stuck in places like people's pools and puts them in a wildlife reservation.

Dave marched toward "Fantasyland". Dirk worked at the new "Beauty and the Beast" castle. When he arrived, Dirk was manning the door.

"Dirk! I need Jake's number."

"Why? What's going on?"

"Keep it to yourself, but there's a crocodile in Frontierland."

"Holy shit bro. Yeah, sure. I'll pull up his number." Dirk searched through his contacts and finds Jake. He shows the number to Dave, who then dials the number and waits for Jake to answer.

"Hello, this is the English Crocodile Reservation. How may I help you?"

"Jake, this is Dave."

"Dave? What's wrong?"

"There's a crocodile in Frontierland."

"Jiminy Cricket! I'm on my way. Clear the guests from there and make sure nobody goes near it. Crocodiles are very dangerous."

"No shit, Jake. I know that. Alright, thanks." He hangs up. "Dirk, I need your help. Come with me."

"Wait, I need someone to cover me."

"John will cover you."

"John? That kid you have a huge crush on?"

"What? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm straight."

"Dude, it's so obvious. Quit trying to ignore it."

"Shut up and follow me." They sprint back to Frontierland and Dave notices John is sitting by the fence. There is no sign of Karkat.

"SHIT JOHN! I told you to get back to work! Where's Karkat?"

"You were gone awhile. He needed to pee."

"I need you to cover Dirk at the castle."

"But Dave, I want to help." Dave is NOT going to let that happen. John needs to be somewhere safe. He's just a kid.

"That's an order. GO." John stalks off. "Alright, Dirk. We need to get everyone out of here." Dave spots Karkat walking back. "KARKAT! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"

"HOLY SHIT DAVE. CALM DOWN. WHAT'S GOING ON?"

"We need to get everyone out of here. I'll get on the intercom and you two gather all of the workers to help herd people out. After they're all gone, I need you to block off the entrances to the area. Am I clear?" Dirk chuckles.

"Yes boss."

"This isn't funny! Go!" Dave sprints to the building that has the intercom in it and starts running up the stairs. He hopes that John made it to the castle safely. He reaches the intercom. "Visitors of Frontierland, I would ask you to please quickly make your way out of the Frontierland section of the park. There has been an accident with one of our workers and we need to handle it. Again, this part of the park is now closed. Find a way out as quickly as possible. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you." Dave watches through the window as the people quickly shove their brats out of the park. He takes a deep breath and then makes his way back to the crocodile.

When he gets there, Jake is standing next to Karkat with his truck. Dave is surprised he was able to get it through all of those people. "Hey, Jake. Thanks for coming."

"Anything for you, Lad. Where's Dirk? Is he safe?"

"He's shoveling the rest of the people out of the park."

"Good. I don't want him to see me work."

"Alright. So how the shit are we getting this thing out of the water?"

"Well, I'm going to get in."

"You're going to what?" Dirk is going to kill him if Jake dies. "Isn't that really dangerous?"

"Don't worry. I do this for a living. Just give me a minute to put on my gear." Jake pulls some gear out of the back of his truck and starts putting it on. Dave begins to worry. After Jake finishes putting the gear on, he goes through the hole in the fence and dives in the water. Just after he's fully immersed, Dirk walks up.

"Hey guys. Where's Jake?" Karkat and Dave look at each other. Neither of them know how to say it. If they're worried, who knows how worried Dirk will be.

"UM…DAVE? WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM?"

"He's, uh, in the water." Dirk stands there with a horrified look on his face.

"Are you fucking serious?" Dave looks super guilty. It's his fault his brother's boyfriend is in the water with that crocodile. Dirk rushes over to the fence and looks over it. "HE'S IN THERE?" He starts to go through the hole, but Jake interrupts him as he reaches the top with a muzzled crocodile.

The crocodile is frantically trying to get away and open its mouth, but Jake has a good hold on him. He swims with him over to the fence and throws him on land. Dave is impressed by how strong he is. Jake gets out and says, "Throw me my rope!" Dirk stands there frozen with his jaw open. Dave picks up the rope and throws it to Jake. Jake then ties the crocodile's arms and legs to its body. "Don't worry guys, he's not in pain." As Jake picks up the crocodile, he finally notices Dirk standing there. "Oh shit."

Dirk is standing there, staring. Jake starts towards him. "Dirk, calm down. Dirk! I'm fine! Honey, I need you to move so I can put the crocodile in my truck." Dirk steps aside, unable to look at Jake. Jake slips through the hole with the crocodile and sets it in the back of his trunk. He then immediately runs to Dirk and kisses him. Dirk hugs him and won't let go.

"Babe, what the hell was that?"

"This is what I do every day. I've never gotten hurt. I've very good at my job."

"But what if you did one day? Didn't that shit happen to the crocodile hunter?" Jake chuckles.

"He wasn't killed by a crocodile."

"I don't care. I thought you were going to die."

"I'm fine really. I'll see you at home. I have to get rid of this crocodile."

"Yeah, okay. I-I'll see you later." They kiss one last time. Jake then hops into the truck and drives away. Dave stands there stunned. He had never actually seen his brother kiss Jake. He just didn't think it would be so normal. He thought loving a guy was so much different than loving a girl, but as he watches Dirk's face sink as Jake leaves, he realizes that it's just love. It's all the same, no matter who it's with.

"Everybody, back to work. Karkat, go announce on the intercom that Frontierland is open again. Dirk, tell John to come back."

"Y-yeah. Okay." Dirk slowly walks back to Fantasyland with a look of confusion on his face. The sun is setting. Dave doesn't work nights, so his shift is almost over. He walks to the front of the park confused and tired from his long and hard day in the park. He really does hate his job.