First off I need to pass out some awards...
Saku-Kitsune: You get an Oscar for introducing me to manga, anime, and You win another for typing up my first story. And yet another for tolerating me throughout the school year and lending me your manga. I would also like to give you a Kharl plushie to make up for all the times I was annoying. Sorry and much thanks!
(Oh yeah, if u people r into Dragon Knights u might want to check out her story "Kharl's Ebay".)
Mayonbara: You win an Oscar for also putting up with me throughout the year (although sometimes I swear you were gonna pull out a gun). I think I'll give you a K plushie for not killing me and another Oscar. '
Amy: You win an Oscar too, for managing to survive being in my presence. You get a Rune plushie.
All 3 of u get boxes of pocky for being the best artists I've ever seen...good luck with the Devious/Tori story!!!
Taiga Maru: No, you are not forgotten. Mucho thanks for all of your support, ideas, and for talking with me about totally pointless stuff on the phone. You win an Oscar for that and another for being the only person I have talked so long with on the phone before. You get a Bikky plushie and I'm sorry for not contacting you while I was in Nevada. Here's a box of pocky to make up for that. (Please don't throw your plushie out of a window to prove there's no 'Geranimo' in suicide ' )
Anywho, I think that's everyone. I also want to thank my dad, who's been encouraging me to write so much. (Aaaw. Enough with the mushy stuff. :P)
IF YOU ARE GOING TO FLAME ME THEN PLEASE MAKE THE FLAMES READ-ABLE. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE FLAME IF YOU PURPOSELY MISSPELL THE ENTIRE THING. IF YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME THE STORY IS STUPID THEN PLEASE HAVE A REASON WHY. (It's supposed to be pointless and stupid anyhow, so I really don't think you could come up with a good reason.) THANK YOU.
Disclaimer: I don't own DD so don't try to sue me. Please.
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"blah" = dialogue
"Moohahahahahaha! I am a genius!" Chris said, standing proudly before his newly-made Demon Lord summons. Raenef, Erutis, and an irritated Eclipse were watching him on the sidelines. Just in case Eclipse lost his temper again Erutis had brought along a fire extinguisher. (That's right, a fire extinguisher. This is my story after all.)
"I summon thee, almighty Demon Lord!" Chris said, ecstatic as the summons sign began to glow. "It's working, it's working!"
Erutis readied the fire extinguisher.
There was a bright flash of light. When the four could see again, they were confronted by the 'Demon Lord' Chris had summoned. It was small, white, furry, and had long ears. VERY intimidating.
Chris felt his jaw connect with the ground. "WHAT?! That's impossible!!"
Erutis burst into tearful laughter. "Hahahaha! You summoned a fierce Demon Lord all right! Hahaha! What's he gonna do, eat all of the carrots until we give in?"
Chris ran circles around the rabbit, who was watching him with beady red eyes, confused.
"What went wrong? Why didn't it work?! WHY IS THERE A RABBIT HERE?!!"
Erutis glanced at a book that instructed summons magic. "It could be because you have 'Demon Bunny summons' right next to the page with 'Demon Lord summons.'" She looked up. "Well, at least it's a demon bunny. It could've been worse. You could've summoned a demonic elephant." (There's an idea.)
"At least a demonic elephant would be intimidating!!" Chris crossed his arms. "The first thing I summoned was a joke of a Demon Lord, and now I summon a bunny. This is so-" He ran off to douse the fire in his mouth.
Raenef, who had been standing on the sidelines out of danger, ran over to the albino bunny. "Awwwwwwwwwww. Eclipse, can we keep him?" He pleaded as he began to pet the soft fur. "Please?"
Eclipse crossed his arms. "Master Raenef, Demon Lords do not keep pets." Raenef pouted. "Please?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"I already told you why."
"But Eclipse--"
"No!" (This sounds exactly like me talking to my mom about getting a pet.)
"I am the Demon Lord aren't I?"
Eclipse gave sigh. "Yes, Master Raenef."
"Than I order you to let me keep him." (Raenef finally finds a use for his title.)
Raenef picked up the rabbit. Eclipse, not sure whether he should be relieved that Raenef was starting to order him around or furious that he just got tricked, just stood there. First a raccoon, then a monkey, now a rabbit? This was getting to be a bit too much for the demon...
Hints at what's happening in the next chapter: (It'll be much funnier, I promise. I just had to find some way to introduce Mr. Bunny Rabbit so this chapter wasn't very good.)
Demon bunny. Hungry demon bunny. Mutilated lettuce. Death and destruction to veggies and bed sheets. Eclipse goes through a humiliating and scarring experience that might just cause me to be murdered by furious Eclipse fans. All that and much, much more. If anyone has any ideas for the next chapter I'll see what I can do. Comments about the story? Well then review it. That's what the button's for, Einsteins.
Oh, and it'll take five encouraging reviews before I post the next chapter. That's not too much to ask, is it? Like I said before, if you're going to flame me make the flames read-able. If you got this far then you're either crazy, brave, or very patient. Congrats.
