Jean entered the mansion and turned to the audience "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Jean Grey, serving as your hostess for tonight's story. Ever since the epic Road Trip saga, we've been thinking of what new ideas we have for a story full of laughter, vignettes, spoofs and the usual comedic banter."

Jean, as much as I admit, please add the disclaimer and start the story!

"Yes sir." Jean replied before continuing "Now where…Oh yes. The following program is a non-profit, fan made parody. We do not own X-Men, X-Men: Evolution, or Wolverine and the X-Men. All rights reserved for Marvel Comics, Fox Film Corporation, and Marvel Studios. Also, there will be several author/character commentary during the show. And now, without further ado…, allow me to introduce our newest story. It's a tale of comedic slapstick that's guaranteed to bring down the house. So without further ado, I present you…

Insomniac Insanity

"Well Jean, that was a good intro…but why did you have to rip off Tales from the Crypt?!" Kurt snapped

"To be fair, Red did the role quite good. Now all she needs is a cackle and a coffin." Logan joked sarcastically

"Very funny, Logan. Now where's Scott? I haven't seen him since we went on holiday." Jean asked, using a faint Cockney accent

"Ok, hold on, since when the hell did this become a BBC series?! I'm gonna…" Logan screamed

"Now on BBC television, we have the following programs: On BBC1, Frederique's Asylum On BBC2, "What's that Thing do?" and on BBC3, me telling you this. Is that good?" Kurt whispered offscreen

"GET OFF!" Logan hissed

"Scott! Your scene starts in 5 minutes! What the heck's taking you so long?!" Forge hollered as he entered Scott's dressing room as Scott was adjusting his tie

"Acting takes precision, Forge. We learned that during the Road Trip series, right?" Scott asked, putting on his fedora "Trench coat, please."

"Yes sir." Forge replied, handing Scott his khaki trench coat.

Two minutes later…

"It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! This…is an…ex…PARROT!" Jean hollered, using a John Cleese impersonation accent as she was replied with thunderous applause

"Encore! Encore!" Sabertooth hollered in the gallery

"Popcorn, get your popcorn!" Pyro hollered, walking up and down seat rows carrying a box of popcorn bags

"Ok mutant, you're being robbed." Lance droned in a bored voice, nudging Jean who was seated on the couch

"Oh great." Jean drawled

"Where's all your money?" Lance moaned

"Everything's there on the shelves." Jean droned

"Gee, it's too far." Lance whined

"Oh Im sorry." Jean whimpered

"Well, I suppose I should protect my belongings." Jean moaned, heading to Lance

"Don't try and stop me." Lance hollered sarcastically

"I took a course in self defense." Jean replied monotonely

"Make it fast." Lance droned as Jean placed her left hand forward at Lance. He headed to her and got smacked by her hand. And again. Lance gave the audience an annoyed look

"Ha-cha!" Lance moaned, doing a pathetic karate chop to Jean's arm

"Street smarts wins again!" Lance cheered, rolling his eyes

"Help, police! Being robbed!" Jean hollered out the window

"Coming!" Scott replied, in a singsong voice

"I grow bored of this." Jean muttered

"Freeze! Police!" Scott moaned as Lance held Jean in a hold

"I have a hostage, copper." Lance replied, as Jean snored in his position

"Then maybe you should move." Scott asked

"Ah." Lance replied, and dropped Jean as she landed safely back on the couch

"Aw great you got my gun." Scott whined

"Scramble…" Jean grumbled in her sleep

"What choice do I have?" Lance asked as Scott handcuffed him, only he was placing the cuff on Lance's hand

"None. You have the right to blah blah blah…" Scott drawled as he escorted Lance out the fake door

"Mmmm….donuts." Jean muttered dreamily