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Harley and Ivy were sitting on the couch in their living room in their street clothes. Harley was watching Frozen while Ivy was reading on her phone. Harley took her boots off and propped her feet up on the coffee table. Ivy looked over and saw Harley had on one black and red striped sock and one red sock with black polka dots.
"Really Harl?" Ivy asked.
"What?" Harley asked.
"Your socks" Ivy said.
"Wha' 'bout my socks?" Harley asked as she wiggled her toes.
"I bought you socks that were already red and black hoping you would at least try to match your socks" Ivy said "it bugged me always seeing you in one black sock and one red one. I thought if I got both colors on one pair of socks you would match them."
Harley picked up her phone and tapped it a few times then put it back down. Ivy's phone buzzed in her hand. She looked at it and saw a message from Harley.
"You know I'm sitting right here" Ivy said "you can just talk."
"Jus' look" Harley said.
Ivy rolled her eyes and opened the message and saw a picture of a cat with different color paws with a caption that said 'Life's too short to worry about matching socks'.
Ivy sighed and put her phone down and said "that doesn't help your case."
"How often do you match ya socks?" Harley asked.
"I don't wear socks" Ivy said.
"Exactly" Harley said as she turned and put her feet in Ivy's lap "so ya got no room to judge me 'bout mine."
Ivy just rolled her eyes and shook her head as she said "my point is-"
She was cut off when they heard the Looney Tunes theme song playing. Harley picked up her phone and saw a picture of Black Canary.
She answered and said "hiya Birdie, what's up?"
"Is Ivy with you?" Canary asked.
"Yeah" Harley said.
"Put your phone on speaker please" Canary said "you both need to hear this."
Harley pulled the phone away from her ear and pushed the speaker button and said "g'head Birdie."
"Killer Moth has popped up in Gotham and it looks like he enlisted the help of Firefly."
"Ok" Ivy said "not to be rude, but what does that have to do with us?"
"Batman is with the Justice League at the moment" Canary said "and we're all stretched pretty thin on several emergencies. You two are the closest reserve members to the villains, so we are calling you in. Suit up and get busy stopping him. Keep us posted on your progress."
"Ok" Ivy said "we're on it."
"We'll keep ya updated" Harley said.
"Before you go girls" Canary said "remember, this is a Justice League mission. Handcuffs on the villains, not body bags."
"Yeah. Yeah, yeah" Harley said "no killin' on JL missions. We know."
"Actually, we said no killing especially on Justice League missions. Good luck" Canary said.
Harley hung up and put her phone down.
Ivy pushed Harley's feet out of her lap and said "go get into your costume Harl" Ivy said "and remember the League's new gun rule for you, only bri-"
"I know. Only bring my revolver and no more 'n three bullets" Harley interrupted "and it's ONLY a last resort. Ya say that every time."
"I'm just trying to stay on the League's good side" Ivy said.
"I know Red" Harley said "let's go get ready."
A few minutes later, they both walked back into the living room. Harley had on a black and red corset like top, skin tight leather pants that were black on the right and red on the left with a red knee high boot on her right leg and a black one on her left leg. She had a black mesh sleeve that came up to her elbow and a red fingerless glove on her right arm and a red sleeve and black glove on her right arm. Her face was painted white with bright red lipstick and black circles around her eyes. Her hair was in pigtails and the tips were died black and red. She had her revolver on her hip with her baseball bat on a sling on her back and she was holding a twenty pound sledge hammer. Ivy was waiting on the couch. She was wearing a black skintight body suit with green vine and leaf patterns all over it. She had several vines wrapped around her arms. Several seeds and pollens in pouches around her waist and a large flower in her hair.
"Ready?" Ivy asked.
"Always ready to bust some skulls" Harley said.
"Harl?" Ivy said.
"I mean bring in criminals" Harley said "not kill 'em, bring 'em in. So a bug man and a pyro this time, huh?"
"They're a little more than that" Ivy said "I'll tell you what Batman sent me about them on the way. Go get in the car."
"Right" Harley said.
