Movember
Summary: Movember is a charity based on bringing awareness to men's health issues. Kurt and the rest of the guys join the cause. Pairing based on reader's choice.
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or any of its characters. No copywrite is intended and no actual money changed hands. Movember is an actual charity that I have no affiliation with.
October 20
"Mr. Shue if I may?"
"Sure Kurt."
"Gentlemen, I'd like to take a minute and tell you about a new project that we can work on together."
Kurt ignored Puck and some of the other guys grumbled about not wearing feathers. "As you know October is breast cancer awareness month." There was a mixed reaction some appeared uncomfortable while others, Puck and Finn, were obviously thinking – mmm boobs. "I'd like to tell you about a worthwhile charity called Movember."
"But the grass doesn't need mowed in November."
"Mo as in mustache not as in mow the lawn Britt. Movember is a movement to bring awareness to men's health issues."
"Is that were you got that fantastic mustache t-shirt?"
"Yes. I participated last year but due to my fabulous yet youthful skin I was unable to grow a mustache to prove it." Kurt ignored the comment about a looking like a toothless baby from Brittany.
"What's in it for us?"
Of course Puck was the one to ask, "You'll be helping a good cause?"
"What else?"
"Bragging rights."
"What else?"
"A party."
"What kind of party?"
"Really Puck? Is that all you think about what's in it for you?"
"Yeah. So, what's in it for me?"
"Well to make this interesting I think we need to make it a contest."
"That seems fair. Whoever grows the best mustache wins." Puck smirked knowing he would win against baby-face Hummel.
"That defeats the purpose of the charity. Its about donations to the cause. The person that has the most Mo Bro donations wins."
"Deal. What do I get when I win?"
A couple of the other guys got in on the conversation, "Who said you'd win Puck?" Finn crowed.
"I've got mad hair growing skills, yo."
"No offense Artie but you don't stand a chance against Team Chang Gang." Mike and Tina bumped fists.
"Gentlemen, if growing a stache was all that was involved Blaine would win hands down. Have you seen my boy's chest? Phew." Kurt fanned himself while Blaine turned a delightful shade of pink. "What about you Mr. Shue are you in?"
"Sure it sounds like a good cause."
"Not to be a broken record but what do I get when I win?"
"Puck, you are always a broken record. What do you want?"
"Seven minutes in heaven."
"I'm not going to pimp out some girl for you."
"Who said it was a girl?"
"Wha-at!"
"Did I stutter? If I win, sorry, when I win you have to meet me in the janitor's closet for seven minutes of full on kissing and if you're really good some grade A groping."
"He's my boyfriend Neanderthal!
"It's for a good cause fun-size. So what do you say Hummel? Ready to put tongue where your mouth is?"
Kurt ignored Blaine's vigorous head shaking, "You've got yourself a deal Puckerman. There's no way you can beat me."
"Does that prize go for the rest of them?"
Kurt's jaw dropped opened in surprise. "Why do you ask?"
Tina smiled shyly, "I'd pay to see you make out with one of the other guys."
Unable to backout of the promise, Kurt agreed. "I have one stipulation. Anyone that wins gets their seven minutes in public with the exception of Mr. Shue. No offense but that would be icky."
"No offense taken Kurt. It would be highly inappropriate."
A/N: So there you have it. The poll ends Friday morning. Tell me who you want to win and I'll post the second part of this story on Friday.
Oh and you can blame Netflix for the lack of an ending on my story Top of the Day to You Office Krupke. I'm still waiting for them to send it…stupid Netflix.
