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Jerry Springer Show: Who's Been Sleepin' With My Man ?

"Hello everybody. Welcome to the show," said Jerry smiling. Audience Applauds. "On today's show we will be dealing with a love triangle, but more then 3 people. Let's bring out our first guest. Dana Scully." Audience Applauds. "Welcome to the show Dana. We understand that you are involved in a like 3 or 4 or 5-person love triangle. Is that right?"

"That's right Jerry and I want to end it all and figure out who's been sleeping with my man," said Scully, eyes full of tears

"Ok, well why don't we bring out your man. Everyone, Fox Mulder," said Jerry pointing to the entranceway.

Audience Applauds and Mulder comes out and sits beside Scully.

"Hello Fox," said Jerry clearly

"Hello Jerry," said Mulder waving to Jerry and giving a meek smile.

"Fox, Dana says their is a large love triangle going on and she want's to figure out who's been sleeping with who and she has reason to believe you have been sleeping around. Right Dana?" asked Jerry as if talking to a child.

"Right. Jerry, he's never home and he doesn't call and we don't have a sex life anymore," said Scully loudly as she slapped both hands down on the chair arms in frustration. Mulder looks shocked at Scully for announcing it on t.v.

"Dana !" Mulder whispered, still sounding shocked.

"It's true! Don't deny it. You always seem 'satisfied' but it sure isn't from me! Honey, have you been sleeping with someone else?" said Scull switching from 'pissed-off mode' to puppy-dog eyes. Mulder sighs.

"Dana, I'm sorry," said Mulder not sounding sorry at all and shrugs. Scully starts crying.

"How could you? Who have you been sleeping with?" yelled Scully and starts to cry.

"Monica," said Mulder laughing and smiling. Scully starts to cry louder.

"Let's bring out Monica. Everyone, Monica Reyes," said Jerry as he points at the entranceway again. Audience boos as Reyes walks out on stage. Mulder gets up and walks to Reyes and they have a long kiss. Scully gets mad and tries to hit Reyes, but Steve holds her back. He separates the chairs.

"Hello Monica," said Jerry smiling.

"Hello Jerry," said Reyes seductively

"We understand that you and Fox have been sleeping together."

"Yes, that's true," said Reyes and leaned on Mulder's shoulder.

"Why would you do this!" yelled Scully and starts to weep again. Reyes rolls her eyes and Mulder smiles.

"Don't you feel like you're doing anything wrong?" asked Jerry sounding concerned.

"Not at all," said Reyes.

"Sorry Dana, but Monica and I are in love. I can't be with you anymore, it's lost it's flare, you know 9 years can really do that to a guy," said Mulder shrugging and smiles at Reyes. Scully starts crying again very loudly and Steve pats her on the shoulder.

"Well everyone, if this isn't weird enough already, Monica has been cheating on someone too," said Jerry.

"FIGURES!" yelled Scully from under her tissue. Audience gasps and laughs.

"We'll bring him out after these commercials," said Jerry and waves at the camera.

(FiRsT chappie, hope you liked it and I also hope you enjoy the next one too! Enjoy ANY reviews! Thanks!)