Farscape
The "lambchop' maneuver.
(Somewhere in second season)
I do not own anything, Chiana wouldn't like it.
"So John, you're saying this song doesn't end?"
"Nope, buddy, kids sing it.
"Hey, guys, what'cha doin?"
"Hey Pip."
"John was explaining about a war chant on his world.
"That's right, It just goes on and on, my friend."
"Apparently, some people started singing it, not
comprehending it for a trap,"
"And they'll just keep on singing it, not knowing Just
because."
Just then the strange creature known as Stark walked
in.
"D'Argo, D'Argo, D'Argo, what are you doing?"
"John explained to us about this song, It never ends!"
"It just goes on and on," Chiana supplied.
"My friend," interjected John quickly enough to keep the
rythmn.
"Some people started singing it," D'Argo continued.
"They didn't know what it was?"
"Nope," said Chiana.
"And they'll keep on singing it, not knowing, just because," finished John, grinning.
"What a horrible story.
Two days later, Aeryn Sun returned from her supply run
mission.
"Officer Sun, you must not come on board.
"What the yotz?
"I, I'm not sure, but Commander Crighton is in his quarters
in a choking fit.
"Frell, this is serious, D'Argo, Zahnn?
"It's the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll keep on singing it, not knowing, Just Because…
This is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on…"
John lay curled in a fetal ball on his bed, his side hurt
from the laughing.
"You won't get away from me that easily, John.
"It just goes on and on, my friend."
"Oh yes John, I know, Some people started singing it not
knowing what it was, and now, oh no, what have I done.
"Oh, yeah, Scorpy?
The End
(Try to get this story out of your head, why don't ya.)
