Farscape

Farscape

The "lambchop' maneuver.

(Somewhere in second season)

I do not own anything, Chiana wouldn't like it.  I just did the situation.

"So John, you're saying this song doesn't end?"  Ka D'Argo looked at him in disbelief.  "Are they monks that continue it forever?"

"Nope, buddy, kids sing it.  Gets passed around the playground, makes it off the bus, into businesses."  John smiled inwardly and wondered how long he could string this one out.

"Hey, guys, what'cha doin?"  Chiana, the lovely white and black Nebarri popped in the hatchway of the 'bridge' area. 

"Hey Pip."

"John was explaining about a war chant on his world.  This song never ends, right John?"  D'Argo was really getting into this.

"That's right, It just goes on and on, my friend."  The inner vision of Scorpius had a sock on his hand and was talking to it, but he didn't look.  The horrifying visage of that white and scarred face and that tacky Hawaiian shirt made him want to barf.

"Apparently, some people started singing it, not comprehending it for a trap,"  D'Argo continued. 

"And they'll just keep on singing it, not knowing Just because."  John supplied. 

Just then the strange creature known as Stark walked in.  He was in one of his lucent periods.  He looked wildly around the room and settled on D'Argo. 

"D'Argo, D'Argo, D'Argo, what are you doing?"  He eyed the other two warily.  John rolled his eyes.

"John explained to us about this song, It never ends!"

"It just goes on and on," Chiana supplied.

"My friend," interjected John quickly enough to keep the rythmn. 

"Some people started singing it," D'Argo continued. 

"They didn't know what it was?"  asked Stark.

"Nope," said Chiana.

"And they'll keep on singing it, not knowing, just because," finished John, grinning.

"What a horrible story.  It makes me sad.  Zahn!!  Come here quick!"

Two days later, Aeryn Sun returned from her supply run mission.  She was about to come aboard when Pilot came on the com. 

"Officer Sun, you must not come on board.  We have been infected with a strange human virus."

"What the yotz?  Crighton has been with us for almost three cycles, we would have caught something from him by now.  What's the matter Pilot?"

"I, I'm not sure, but Commander Crighton is in his quarters in a choking fit.  He has scared away all my drds with his tortured howling and I can't hail anyone from the bridge."

"Frell, this is serious, D'Argo, Zahnn?  What's going on in there?"

"It's the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend!

Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,

And they'll keep on singing it, not knowing, Just Because…

This is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on…"

John lay curled in a fetal ball on his bed, his side hurt from the laughing.  Scorpius sat there looking at him, the Hawaiian shirt extra loud. 

"You won't get away from me that easily, John.  Even if you incapacitate the rest of the crew and stay here I will not succumb to your song that doesn't end."

"It just goes on and on, my friend."

"Oh yes John, I know, Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and now, oh no, what have I done.  I will kill you Crighton, but not until I find that wormhole technology, no matter the mental traps you set."

"Oh, yeah, Scorpy?  Wait till you hear It's a Small World!!!"

The End

(Try to get this story out of your head, why don't ya.)