Goodbye Daisy

The race was about to begin, Daisy was smiling looking all perky as usual. She looked all around and waved to Lugi. "Ohh Lordy she's a here!" Mario looked behind him, "Who is herea?" Lugi pointed to Peach's cart, it was "OHH A NO! A" It was the most dredful ANNOYING person in the world. "Hi I'm Daisy!" she said to a little Bowser JR. who then shuddered, the race was about to begin, and all racers execpt Daisy, because Daisy was going to just have to die.

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The Racers went off the Bowser team went ahead of Peach, and they were off, the moved up close behind them and bumped them and then pulled off around and ahead. Peach wasn't sure if she should be helping them out, she was Daisy's friend and all. "Hi I'm Daisy" that was all Peach need to hear, she then fully agreed Daisy just had to die. Yoshi Kart was the next one up they had an egg and threw it at Daisy, it almost knocked her off the Kart but she had to strong of a hold the Kart and she still had that stupid big smile on her face "Hi I'm Daisy" that only angered everyone else a little more.

The race was going smooth Peach managed to stay in third, which gave everyone enough time to throw shells, chained balls, and other stuff at Daisy in hopes that she might just be hit too hard and die. Daisy clueless as ever just smiled and waved at the other drivers, still with the stupid smile and she still said "Hi, I'm Daisy!" Peach had enough she slammed on the breaks and pulled some of her hair.

"ENOUGH JUST STOP JUST STOP AND SHUT UP DAISY NO ONE LIKES YOU EVER JUST SHUT UP AND GO AWAY SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" Peach steaming with anger Daisy sat there and shook, "Hi, I'm Dais-" Peach swung her fist and his Daisy, but then when she hit her, and THUNK nosie was made, as if...as if she...wasn't human... Peach just stood back and watch Daisy twitch, "Hi- I- Hi I- Hi I" Sparks were flying from her.

The Race had stopped by now everyone was watching Daisy as she was sparking twitching and trying to talk. "Ohha mya she'sa nota humana!" Mario said, all the Dubble Dash people were just sitting there and wondering what was going on. Daisy pulled her skin off of her, to reveal her metalic body she was from out of this world. "I tried to be nice, my master said it wouldn't happen, now you must all die!" they all shook with fear, even the Bowser, who truth be told was a big scariedy cat. Daisy pulled out laser, and pointed out at the group and shot daisies at them "HAHA HAHA HAHA" Daisy said "DIE SEE I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS IT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU HAHAH MR. DONUT MASTER I HEAR YOU!" Daisy twitched and wondered what was happening "May I ask something?" Peach said all nicely. Daisy nodded, "ARE YOU RETARDED!" The group attacked and kill Daisy

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Author Note: I HATE DAISY!!!!!!!!!!! I've never seen Daisy in any other game other than Double Dash Mario Kart, and she annoys the crap out of me, sorry for any avid fans of Daisy I've offended this was meant to be taken in as humor (not the best type of humor but year) "Hi I'm Daisy"