Hello everyone! I will have to admit Fondue for two is my guilty pleasure, sexy ladies with melting chocolates uhhhh... think about it.. Just forget the overweight cat and hmmm.. You can get off to that show alone! on mute! And it gave me an idea, why not get those ladies here and let me have physical contact with them, i mean interview them for you. If you're looking for sexy lady gossips, look no further coz JB's gonna give it right at ya straight from the source! and let's GET BUSY! on three!
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JB: Welcome welcome!we're about to start and my special guest for my opening night on GET Busy on Three two one...
Santana: Shut it or i'll kill you!
JB: Good evening to you too Santana. Good evening pervs! I present to you Quinn Fabray and Santana Lopez! lovely ladies?
Santana: Why is Q first?
Quinn: S, let's get this over with.
JB: okay! so my first question is: Are you two doing it?yes/ yes?
Santana: I don't know Q, are we?
Quinn: in your dreams, S.
JB: so that's a no? oh well, this next question is for Santana. Where is Brittany? it's been all over the haunted halls of McKinley that you professed your love for Britt and she turned you down. Santana Lopez breaking down in the lockers? quite a scene, do you agree Q?
Santana(getting up in her chair): That's it! i'mma dig your grave right here right now! (and tackled the poor host on the ground.)
JB: Q! help! Q!
Quinn: It's Quinn.
JB: Quinn! please! help! agh! ouch! Quinn! help me!
Quinn(looking bored): S, just answer him, you don't wanna get your nails dirty, trust me.
Santana(standing up and checking her nails): Fine, i don't know,getting her hots for Neutron? who gives a fuck? and bury that professing shit or i'll bury you first. FYI, Santana Lopez don't breakdown. know that fact, entender?
JB: Heard that folks? you heard it here first.
Quinn (muttered): responsible journalism...
JB: Quinn, my question for you! did your baby rocked the mohawk? i'm kidding of course! ha ha, see? i'm funny!
Quinn glared at him
Santana: ooohh... that'd be funny if you wanna die tonight Iraq. just sayin.
both girls nodded in agreement
JB: no, thanks. i meant, who held your hand when you were in labor?
Santana: yeah Q, care to share?
Quinn: i can deliver a child without holding anyone, thank you.
Santana smiled knowingly...
JB: but Santana didn't think so?
Santana: you don't wanna know the things i'm thinking Jewfro.
Jacob looked terrified...
Quinn: i'm thinking two hot girls can run away with murder.
JB: .. as much as i'd love to be murdered by two hot girls tonight, i would love to interview Rachel Berry first, the only hot girl i care about.
this time, Quinn was the one tackling Jacob on the floor
JB: what? Quinn! stop! aww! you're hot to! aww! Santana! please help me! aww!
Santana got up and faced the camera.
Santana: We really get busy on here.
she focused the camera to Jacob who was still struggling from the grips of Quinn.
Don't Rain on my Parade was ringing in the background
Santana: Q, we should get going.
Quinn got up and both girls headed for the door.
JB: That's Rachel's voice!
Jacob got up just as the door shut in his face. He picked the camera put it back in the tripod.
JB: That's Get Busy on Three for you guys! don't be afraid to send in you questions and requests. I'll make sure i get to them next time. this is JBI, sweet wet dreams pervs!
