Okay, yes I have another story but DUDE I've had an account on fanfiction for almost 2 years! And I'm just starting out D:

Anyways this story is dedicated to my new AWESOME rainbow socks :D


Sam's POV

I lay in bed, smiling. I finally had enough money to buy something I've really wanted for a long time. My new awesome rainbow socks. With ninjas on them! I'm lucky that they still sell these in MY size. I've been wanting them since I was six! Mum said I'd have to save up for them. Dang my eating habits. If I didn't have them, I'd have like 5000 rainbow socks!

But the best part... it completes my collection of awesome rainbow ninja clothes! I have awesome rainbow ninja pajamas! Awesome rainbow ninja tank top, awesome rainbow ninja shorts, awesome rainbow jeans etc etc. And even awesome rainbow ninja underwear..

I'm wearing all the clothes, not the pajamas though. These clothes might get me a degree to theInvisibleNinjaCollege! I'm hungry. I'm guessing the sensei needs some ham. I do some ninja moves while going to the kitchen. Just as I open the fridge, someone rings the doorbell. Ugh.

'Ding DONG!'

"Hold your horse's dude!" I say to the person. Ew I feel like Freddie for saying that.

I open the door and do a ninja move.

"Aaah! It's a ninja!" It says.

"Aaah! It's a Freddie!" I scream.

"Ha, ha Sam, so funny"

"I agree so" I say while smirking.

"Why are you wearing all those stuff?" He says. Ugh I'm bored already!

"Because it's my ticket to a free college" I say.

"Really?" Freddie says.

"Yep, toRainbowNinjaCollege

"Sam, that's not a real school"

"I know it's not a school, it's a college"

"Why are you even trying to be a Rainbow Ninja anyway?"

"Why are you trying to grow Purple Potatoes!"

"What?"

"People that grow Purple Potatoes say what?"

"What?"

"So you are, you mad scientist!"

"Ugh just let me in" He says.

"Fine" I gesture him into the house and shut the door.

"Sam, do you have any food?" Freddie says.

"Yeah I have potato chips" I say.

"Cool, can I have some?"

"What? You trying to turn them purple?" I scream at him.

"What?"

"Sure"

I give him the potato chips. I'm calling him a Purple Potato scientist because I read on this blog that people interested in technology, are just people who want to grow Purple Potatoes.

"So why are you doing here?" I ask the scientist.

"My mum is trying to make me take a flea bath"

"Oooh, the Pen Ink Eater"

"What?"

"Nothing" I say looking the other way.

"Crazy blonde-headed demon" He muttered.

"You're calling me crazy? Heck, you're the one trying to grow Purple Potatoes!" I scream at him.

"At least I'm not going to a college that doesn't even exist!

"At least I don't have a mum who eat's pen ink!"

"At least I have a name for what I collect!"

"Like what?"

"A person who collects stamps/coins is a numismatist!"

"Liar!"

"Maniac!"

"Mad Scientist!"

"Demon!"

"Ding-Dong head!"

"Ding-Don- wait what?"

"Couldn't think of your own comeback, aye?"

"Ugh I'm leaving" Freddie says, walking out the door.

"Bye weirdo!"


Third Person's POV

"This is the weirdest day" Sam and Freddie say simultaneously