Epic Rap
Battles
Of History
Flash Sentry
Vs
Yamcha
Begin!
Yamcha: I checked your color pallet
and it's good you've got some blue
'cause I'm gonna add some black
when I Wolf Fang Fist you.
You think you've got a chance?
You're as bland as milk toast
I'm actually surprised you know
that there's even enough for me to roast.
What, you've got a band?
Well that's a thing I guess.
But as far as your character goes
your stories a total mess.
You'll get a worse beating then we gave Majin Buu
If I were you I'd find those dragon balls
'cause you'll need a wish or two.
Flash: Okay this needs to be said
so of course I'll take the mic.
The Z-fighters beat Buu
the ones that people actually like.
You think I'm afraid of you
and those little puppy scratches?
Well I guess I would be
if you'd had some decent matches.
I'll blast you so hard before this battle's end
it'll leave a massive crater
bigger than the self destructing Saibamen.
Let me finish this verse
since there's not much time left.
Maybe you'd be better off in the desert
and go back to petty theft.
Yamcha: I fought in three world tournaments
which is more than you can claim.
A battle of the bands?
By comparison that's pretty lame.
Flash: It's really not as impressive
as you try to make it sound
considering you always managed
to get beat up in the first round.
Protect yourself at all times
an easy rule to follow but you can't.
Considering you couldn't keep your girl
protected from a plant.
Yamcha: Oh, so little Brad thinks he can come back
but I'll demolish you now with my ultimate attack.
Wanna talk about losing girls?
You've no hope to win, not a glimmer.
According to most you've already lost
to Sunset Shimmer.
(Music Stops)
Yamcha: Ah jeez kid, I'm sorry.
Maybe I took it too far.
Honestly, you're a decent dude
with a pretty sweet car.
I'm washed up as a character
but you've still got time to grow.
Here's to hoping you all
actually get that spin-off show.
Flash: Thanks, but you know it's hard
when the writers give you nothing to do.
Then the fans demonize you
and claim you stole their waifu.
People told me you were a joke,
but with those rhymes you're no fool.
And I have to admit here and now
those scars are pretty cool.
Yamcha: So the fans don't like us
I guess that's no reason to pout.
We got new found self confidence
and that's what it's all about.
I'm gonna teach you a little trick
so a little face we can both save.
Ready? Three, Two, One
Both: Kamehameha Wave!
Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide. Epic Rap Battles of History!
