Epic Rap

Battles

Of History

Flash Sentry

Vs

Yamcha

Begin!

Yamcha: I checked your color pallet

and it's good you've got some blue

'cause I'm gonna add some black

when I Wolf Fang Fist you.

You think you've got a chance?

You're as bland as milk toast

I'm actually surprised you know

that there's even enough for me to roast.

What, you've got a band?

Well that's a thing I guess.

But as far as your character goes

your stories a total mess.

You'll get a worse beating then we gave Majin Buu

If I were you I'd find those dragon balls

'cause you'll need a wish or two.

Flash: Okay this needs to be said

so of course I'll take the mic.

The Z-fighters beat Buu

the ones that people actually like.

You think I'm afraid of you

and those little puppy scratches?

Well I guess I would be

if you'd had some decent matches.

I'll blast you so hard before this battle's end

it'll leave a massive crater

bigger than the self destructing Saibamen.

Let me finish this verse

since there's not much time left.

Maybe you'd be better off in the desert

and go back to petty theft.

Yamcha: I fought in three world tournaments

which is more than you can claim.

A battle of the bands?

By comparison that's pretty lame.

Flash: It's really not as impressive

as you try to make it sound

considering you always managed

to get beat up in the first round.

Protect yourself at all times

an easy rule to follow but you can't.

Considering you couldn't keep your girl

protected from a plant.

Yamcha: Oh, so little Brad thinks he can come back

but I'll demolish you now with my ultimate attack.

Wanna talk about losing girls?

You've no hope to win, not a glimmer.

According to most you've already lost

to Sunset Shimmer.

(Music Stops)

Yamcha: Ah jeez kid, I'm sorry.

Maybe I took it too far.

Honestly, you're a decent dude

with a pretty sweet car.

I'm washed up as a character

but you've still got time to grow.

Here's to hoping you all

actually get that spin-off show.

Flash: Thanks, but you know it's hard

when the writers give you nothing to do.

Then the fans demonize you

and claim you stole their waifu.

People told me you were a joke,

but with those rhymes you're no fool.

And I have to admit here and now

those scars are pretty cool.

Yamcha: So the fans don't like us

I guess that's no reason to pout.

We got new found self confidence

and that's what it's all about.

I'm gonna teach you a little trick

so a little face we can both save.

Ready? Three, Two, One

Both: Kamehameha Wave!

Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide. Epic Rap Battles of History!