The sky was a crisp blue, the white clouds giving a small contrast to the light blue canvas that painted itself as the sky. In the laefe villgee, lived Naretoe, whom his left arm was twisted in such an inhumane way he called it natural. His right arm was a legitimate stud that bumped out of his shirt. His legs were disproportionate, although he managed to keep a single altitude on the ground, despite his left leg being half a foot shorter than his right. His eyes were crossed-eyed, blinking unceremoniously as saliva trailed down his chin from his lip.

"les sfee ffhat da villgess doin" Naretoe said in precarious wonder, his tilted mouth on his face curving into one that could resemble a crescent for a smile. His legs operated like a wheel, and he slowly propelled himself through the villgee. "skyshoe!" Naretoe shouted, spotting a tuft of pink hair among a crowd of commoners. Skyshoe turned around, her face permanently giving a look of anger and disgust, her eyebrows resembling caterpillars. Her emerald green pupils flung from her eyeballs, staring at Naretoe in such a hostile manner, her feminist-looking lips that resembled fish frowning even more as she muttered, her voice comparable to a generic African-American man.

"the fuck yu wan, nigga"

Naretoe's wheel-legs picked up speed, charging towards Skyshoe. Before he could wrap her in a one-arm hug, Skyshoe's skin turned a chocolate as she wrapped her arms around his back and suplex'd the poor bastard onto the floor.

"EAST SIDE NIGGA"

Naretoe's eyes produced waterways of tears as he cried, "wffwy tho"

"'cause fukk u nega"

Naretoe, breaking physics, stood up instantaneously, "b-bubrt pleseim jus' tryn'a get some ffofdfo for mre wifere hentaiata"

"niga i already used my fuoud stampse"

Naretoe proceeded to give a small cry, "bubtu plesae i ame staevene"

Skyshoe shook her head, her skin regaining it's vanilla complexion. Pointing to the Hokage Tower, or Hokeypokey Towns, she grunted, "ey niga go to hokeypokey towns for da dosh ya dig"

Naretoe blasted off at the speed of Jimmy Neutron fueled by candy bars.