Corn Vs. Watermill

It was a hot summer day in the middle of…well, summer. Claire was at her farm, with a basket of corn in one arm, staring down at her watermill. Her eyes kept darting back and forth from the watermill itself, to the sign right beside it. She read it over and over and she still was confused as hell. Claire looked back at the sign again.

"Throw corn in to make Chicken Feed," she read aloud, "Well, where do I throw it in?

There's no hole or anything! It's just a wooden wall!" Claire yelled at particularly no one.

While Claire was contemplating on the matter at hand, Rick was walking down the cobblestone path looking bored. Karen was working at the Supermarket and Popuri was happily working at the Poultry Farm. He was reluctant to let her at first, but she needed to learn and he complied. He was about to turn the corner when he heard a certain blonde farmer yelling at herself.

He stopped and looked through the entrance of Holiday Farm. He saw Claire near the chicken coop, waving her arms and stomping around yelling words that should not be explained. Rick cautiously walked over to the angry farmer girl.

"Uh…Claire…?" he said tapping her on the shoulder.

"…corn!" she yelled as she turned and yelled at his face. Her own face changed from angry to a blank stare then to a sheepish smile. "Oh, hehe, hi Rick, what's up?"

"What's up? I should be asking you that!" Rick replied looking dumbfounded.

"Oh it's nothing, not a big deal," Claire started calmly, "except this STUPID CORN!" she ended very loudly, pointing to her corn filled basket that was now sitting on the ground beside the watermill.

"O…k…what's wrong with it?" he asked, looking at the corn with puzzlement all over his face.

"Well," Claire said turning to her problem, "It says here 'Throw corn in to make Chicken Feed' BUT, there's no place to throw it in!"

Rick just looked at her and laughed.

"Hey! This isn't funny chicken boy!" Claire yelled as she turned to him and gave him one of her death glares.

Rick then stopped laughing, walked over to the basket, picked up a piece of corn, and stood beside Claire.

"Ok shorty, here's a demonstration." He said and threw the corn at the watermill. It went straight through the wall and turned into chicken feed inside the chicken coop. Claire had an OMG face on her…well, face.

"The hell?!" she yelled again for the umpteenth time that day, "How the hell is that possible?!"

"Makes sense to me." Rick simply stated.

They both just stood there with blank looks on their faces.