Dear Sherwin,

My dearest apologies for not being able to remember your name. You see Salami, I am not the best with this sort of thing for it is only Alexander's name that I have truly memorized. Why do you think I have nicknames for everyone? It simply makes it easier to mask the fact that I do not recal what they are called. Please do be patient with me Sheldon, I am trying my best.

Yours,

Magnus Bane