Once upon a time there was a blue mare. She was a bulimic. She then recovered to good health a year later. Then she got type 2 diabetes. Then she ate healthily and exercised and got back to normal weight. Unfortunately, the doctor told her she only had a week to live.

She quickly made a new will and decided to live life dangerously. So she went sky diving. And saw a mockingjay. And watched The Last Airbender by M. Night Shamamamamalan. And went scuba diving in the Ponycific ocean. But, rather strangely, her tank ran out of oxygen. AND SO, SHE DIED.