Togami Nuts over his Vaporwave blog
One fine day at Hopes Peak academy, Togami stormed into the cafitera, angry tears in his eyes, laptop in one hand and a mallet in the other. He let out a strangled battle cry in the middle of teh food court, getting everyones attention.
"WHO SENT ME ANON HATE ON MY GLORIOUS VAPORWAVE BLOG?" he shouted.
The heir gritted his teeth and his eyes darted to his first suspect, Makoto Naegi. He stomped straight up to him and grabbed his collar. "THIS IS THE THANKS I GET FOR GIVING YOU A QUARTER FOR THE SNACK MACHINE, YOU BASTARIZED VERSION OF EVERY ANIME PROTAGINIST EVER." Togami screamed into the poor lucksters ear.
"Hey man, that was kinda rude...I didn't send you any anon hate..." Makoto said struggling from Togami's grip.
In a blink of an eye Kirigiri appeared and round house kicked the FUCK out of the shitty blonde. He flew to the back of the wall, indenting it. She grabbed Makoto bridal style and turned to Togami.
"Don't ever grab my wife like taht ever again. You fucking cock slut." she spat coldy. She left the room with Naegi in hand. The rest of the cafetiria went back to eating and chatting after the scene. Togami dusted himself off and looked for someone else to accuse. He saw the Group of Leon, Mondo, Hakagure, and Ishimaru sitting at their usual spot. They were having a conversation.
"Soooo...Tits or Ass?" the baseball star said striking up the conversation. The boys rolled their eyes. Mondo spoke up.
"Leon we have this conversation every fucking day at lunch. Doesnt anything happen in your life?" the gang leader said.
"Lol nah." Leon retored back. He looked around for someone to ask. He noticed Celesita and Chihiro at there table talking and giggling. "Hey, Chihiro, Celes, tits or ass?"
The girls looked at him with a blank stare. Celes spoke up. "You disgusting moron. Why can't you men learn to love all tits and ass."
Togami stormed up to both parties. "ENOUGH! WHO SENT ME HATE ON MY VAPORWAVE BLOG?"
Mondo scowled. "Hey man, were trying to have a conversation over here so..." he said trying to make Togami go away.
"NO!" Togami shouted. "I need to know...THEY MUST BE PUNISHED."
Celes sneered. "Who would even send you hate on your medicore Vaporwave blog? You hardly post vaporwave. Hell, your not even a True vaporwave blog. Your all about that those weird pictures of wrists, and pictures of doiles. Fuck you." the gambler told him the fuck off.
Togami's face was steaming red and then his head exploded. Togami was died.
"Well thats what he gets for being Vaporwave Trash." Chihiro Fujisaki said digging up a grave to put Togami in. But little did he know it was Chihiro herself who sent him the anon hate. Now she was digging up his grave. What a twist.
authors note: i dont fucking care
